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Old 07-08-2005, 05:10 AM
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Welcome to Day 23: The Search For a Joke About That Number.
    [*]Scooter concludes the season-ending two-parter -- and the Doctor's sadly abbreviated ninth regeneration -- with "The Parting of the Ways." I read a review complaining about that title. Personally, I think it's an awesome title, but what do I know?[/list]

    Be here tomorrow for Day 4! (See, that's a factorial sign....)
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Ah! Illuminati Day!

Hm...1 times 2 times 3 times 4...oh. You are a bad man, Mr. Zeke. A bad man who uses math for evil!

As for the fiver, I think it'll be easier to quote what I didn't find funny.

There.

As for the rest, BWAHAHAHAHA!

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Old 07-08-2005, 12:34 PM
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Jack: I've set up a force field around the top six levels of the space station. The Daleks will have to fight their way up here.
Doctor: Great, that should cause a lot of corridor shots. Rose, what are you doing?
Rose: Just hanging out being useless.
Doctor: And I'm being smug in the face of danger I caused. (sigh) Feels just like old times
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"Daleks made of Spam" made me giggle too. :lol:
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Jack: Behold my heroic last stand!
Dalek Army: SPAM-SPAM-SPAM-SPAM SPAM-SPAM-SPAM-SPAM...
Jack: That's really making me hungry.
Dalek: YOU CAN HAVE CAKE OR DEATH.
Jack: Cake please.
Dalek: SORRY, WE'RE OUT OF CAKE. EXTERMINATE!
Jack: Nuts. GAK!
Dalek: WE'RE ALSO OUT OF NUTS.
OMG! I LOVE Eddie Izzard!

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This week isn't going to go all the way up to day 7! (7 factorial), is it?
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This week isn't going to go all the way up to day 7! (7 factorial), is it?
It's not even going to go up to Day 5!. Bring in the gamma function, however, and all bets are off.
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Doctor: And start putting "u"s in things!
Jack: Yes, Doctour.
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Dalek #1: COMMENCE TELLING US WHAT THE DOCTOR IS THINKING.
Rose: Well, mostly he thinks about this crazy web site where all these nerds write five-minute parodies of stuff.
Ooh, so flattering to hear... ops:

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Doctor: Psst, Daleks can't kneel.
Emperor Dalek: WOBBLE, THEN. ALL DALEKS SHALL WOBBLE BEFORE ME! BWAHAHAH!
Doctor: Wow, megalomania, delusions of deity, and motiveless destruction. All that's missing is a goatee of evil.
Emperor Dalek: IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY FACIAL HAIR IS WISPY!


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Jack: All right, cannon fodder! Who's ready to die a gruesome death buying a few extra seconds for the Doctor to fiddle with gadgets upstairs while waffling through his ethical dilemmas?
(crickets chirp)
Programmer: You're new at this hero thing, aren't you?
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Dalek: YOU CAN HAVE CAKE OR DEATH.
Jack: Cake please.
Dalek: SORRY, WE'RE OUT OF CAKE. EXTERMINATE!
Jack: Nuts. GAK!
Dalek: WE'RE ALSO OUT OF NUTS.
Bwahaha :lol:
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