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Old 01-27-2004, 06:45 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]... he was actually a Joanne in disguise.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 01-27-2004, 05:16 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]"Eew" said Delenn, "He's a girl? And I..." She burst into tears.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 01-28-2004, 02:48 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Meanwhile, Aragorn was starting to really regret his kiss with OJake. However, OJake wasnt. Arwen respected the fact that OJake had, erm, experimented, and so she asked him out. This made Aragorn inconsolably. "I can't take this anymore!" he shouted," I'll date anyone!"
And quite suddenly, Buffy showed up.
Back at the library...
"Ewewewew" said Delenn.
"What's wrong with kissing girls?" asked Faramir."I really like girls. I really like Tara."
Tara blushed and thought of the most tasteful way to handle the situation. "Um, also...when John was Joanne she dated Figwit and Gandalf and Sarumon. In fact, it's because John/Joanne broke up with Saruman that he went evil" she said.[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 02-05-2004, 02:04 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Hey, I'm now posting this fanfic.net, because I want to avoid actual work, Yay me!

In fact, you can find it here: https://www.fanfiction.net/read.ph....5949012

If there is any problem, or anyone doesnt want it up, or whatever, I'll remove it/edit it, but I may only have time to remove it. Enjoy![/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]OMFG.

Could the posters remain anonymous... please? ::dies::

And why is it posted in the [iost_uid0]Buffy[/iost_uid0] section, of all places? ::scratches head and looks confused::

All the more reason for my name to be removed from it. I need to maintain my reputation of being allergic to the Buffyverse![/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I find it quite amusing that all that long big post only covers up to, what, maybe the fifth page? [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Hehe, Buffycrossevers where the easiest to find.
AND the post only cover the FIRST TWO PAGES and there are still 11 more go! So it may take a while for it all to be up.
And yes, I'll remove your names and say "other posters".
PS, it could take up to 24 hours for changes to take effect
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Oh, come now, I'm not ashamed of my part in this The evidence is right here as to which parts I'm to blame for [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-05-2004, 04:43 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Well, considering that I STARTED this mess, I'd rather not have my name written all over it [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Oh well, I changed it to "authurs dont want to be identified due to sci-fi genre conflicts", and I'm not changing any more for now [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Except that it's spelt "authors".

Okay, okay, the spelling-and-punctuation Nazi will RUN AWAY now. ::runs away::[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-05-2004, 05:23 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Well I have a spell checker on my word processor, dont worry and chapter 2 is up.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]I need to maintain my reputation of being allergic to the Buffyverse![/quoteost_uid0]
Ohh, seems like I have a mission.

By the way, I'm not ashamed for this story either.
I don't know why anyone would be.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Wow, if you have a while, try reading it in its enterity on fanfic.com. It's CRAZY. Weird. All of the above. And I still only have to page 8! Gee, sure would be nice if someone continued here (though you may have to go back a page to find the last entry!)

http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=443909

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Saruman sniggered evilly.

[I would have started a new story, but it's not yet Sunday here...][/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]John sneezed.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Aragorn was now really annoyed, and he went on a rampage. John died 47 times. Sauramon liked seeing John die, as in his Joanne phase, he had dumped Sauramon.
OJake, now a free character who didnt need to worry about plot, started writing episodes for Enterprise.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]And its quality improved instantly. Dramatically.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Arwen suddenly yelled. 'HEY, FORGET ME DID YOU? I still dont have my boyfriend!"
Aragorn was suddenly glad she was no longer his girlfriend.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Jake was distracted, and the quality of Enterprise writing once again plunged back into the deep pits from whence it came.[/colorost_uid0]
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