Group Adaptive Story - Like the onebyone story, only stranger.

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Gaah, now it's all there! All 14 pages minus all chatting!
*isnt that crazy?*

http://www.fanfiction.net/~poppyseedstuff

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[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]On Entprise, a strange man named John joined the crew, and kept dying, but just came back to life every time.
Malcolm liked to use him for target practice.
Phlox liked to test all new procedures on him.
Hoshi used him a shield for when her First Contacts went wrong.
And no-one noticed when Mayweather let him drive the ship for a month.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]In fact, no one noticed Mayweather at all![/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Meanwhile, Mayweather had been enjoying his vacation well, on Risa.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"It's nice to be somewhere where I can talk all I want", he thought happily. He turned toward the bartender, a moonlighting Aragorn, and indicated he wanted another drink.

"Another Risan Sunset, sir?" Aragorn asked.

Mayweather nodded.

"Do you want a squirt of lime in this one too?"

Mayweather thought that the alcohol's taste was [iost_uid0]not[/iost_uid0] improved by the addition of lime. He hastily shook his head.

"I suppose you want this on your tab too," the bartender commented as he mixed the drink.

Mayweather nodded and revelled in the thrill of being a chatterbox.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Meanwhile, Legolas wanted to go hunting, but could find neither Aragorn or John.
So Legolas searched for John, got on the Enterprise, and finally T'Pol had someone she could talk too.
Only Legolas, being a weird, sweet Elf and not Vulcan, really didnt care about timetravel being impossible, and Tucker's lack of sexual appeal.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]The Enterprise ran into an anomoly, which took the ship into the future. Tucker all of a sudden had sex appeal, Legolas was now a Vulcan, and T'Pol was an elf. The appearence of Enterprise caused Voyager to change their route from the Bad Lands so they could investigate.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]From there, things started getting really, [iost_uid0]really[/iost_uid0] messed up.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]T'Pol was strangly curious elf, and she had Tucker finally went out. For real.
Eowyn wasnt too happy about Legolas being an vulcan, so she and Aragorn married.And out of their anger for the change in Legolas they killed John several times.
But each time John was revived by a fangirl, as they were bored with L'egolas and started having crushes on John.
And then Mayweather tap danced across the ship in a pink bunny costume.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Enterprise ended up going to the Badlands because they were curious. They got zapped by an anomoly and ended up 70000 light years from the Alpha Quadrant, not to mention in the wrong time period and with everyone out of whack.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]There were Elves everywhere.
"We're in Rivendell!" cried L'egolas.
"Hi all! We knew you'de come!" said Eowyn, running up to hug L'egolas.
Aragorn, OJake, Mr Anderson, Frodo, Sam and Jake were disco dancing; Arwen was watching, trying to figure who she wanted to marry.
Everyoneo on the Entrprise screamed, realizing thier...
[color=redost_uid0]DOOM[/colorost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]So Porthos pushed a big red button that was on the wall nearby.


[iost_uid0][color=blueost_uid0]--[/colorost_uid0][color=redost_uid0]FLASH[/colorost_uid0][color=blueost_uid0]--[/colorost_uid0][/iost_uid0]


And when the scene cleared, the crew found themselves standing by an awfully familiar train station...

"Isn't that, like, cheating?" Q, who was disappointed at the undoominess and homeishness of their current situation, complained.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Josey the cow said "What happened? Why are we back here again?"[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Suddenly, the entire crew of Next Generation fell into the station.
"I think we have been here before. Just do everything different" said Picard.
So Data said, "I am NOT going to look at socks! I am not going to TALK about socks! I'm not going to....oh look, this sock is blue, this sock is orange..."



(yah, well, since we're going back to the beginning, and the beginning posts had NextGen characters...I can use them.)
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Read some of my favorite stories! Please? :bigsmile: )[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]The story came back to life. Abruptly.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]The crew woke up only to find out they had been sleeping for 5 years due to an anomoly that took over the ship.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Legolas was confused, which made him look hot, as to why he was in a strange vessel which travelled the stars. He was esspecially confused by his outfit of what the inhabitants called, "spandex".

And so, Legolas went back to Middle Earth.

And Archer was confused by the madman named John who was wandering around his ship. So he sent John to see the doctor.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]In a surprise twist, the doctor died.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]But came back to life in the next episode because John plays the doctor.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"Oh. Oh NO! Not...not this!" cried Data. "I can not stand this anymore! I do not care about socks!"
In another surprise twist, Data found the time-travelling equitment onboard the Enterpise and sent himself to before he ever was in the Group Adaptive Story.
And John died again.[/colorost_uid0]