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Old 12-13-2004, 01:43 AM
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Q: Look! Up in the sky! The huge hot-dog shaped spaceship from Austin Powers! Do you see it?



A: Ur goin 2 b ther?
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Old 12-13-2004, 01:48 AM
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Q: Did you know I absolutely loathe when people use "u" in place of "you"? Now, anyway, about this party...

A: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
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Old 12-13-2004, 02:43 AM
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Q: R U goin 2 prom wit TopHatMan & John?


A: I...am...the...real...slim...shady.
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Old 12-13-2004, 02:57 AM
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Q: Are you the real slim shady? Or are you just immitating?

A: Data, you're not making sense, shut up!
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Old 12-13-2004, 04:05 AM
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Q: I saw this episode of Futurama were William Shatner was playing Kirk for an alien and he was singing "The Real Slim Shady" the Shatner way.


A: Boohoo.
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Old 12-13-2004, 03:00 PM
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Q: No one likes Britney!


A: How inappropriate!
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Old 12-13-2004, 06:18 PM
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A: That could be a problem.
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Old 12-13-2004, 11:28 PM
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Q: Did you hear? Tophatless-TopHatMan has gone crazy in the city!

A: In the firepit.
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Old 12-14-2004, 12:27 AM
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Q: Where is the Voyager DVD Giftset I gave you?


A: Oops, I did it again, I sang a new song, that sounds like the rest, oh baby baby.
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Old 12-14-2004, 12:34 AM
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Q: What did the crazy not-britney fan say about Britneys latest song that sounds no way like the others? Britney is so great, I'm glad you came to the Britney fan club meeting, Opium. Britney.

A: You can bittorent it.
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Old 12-14-2004, 12:38 AM
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Q: Cue the Britney impersonation!


A: Modern Art.
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Old 12-14-2004, 01:12 AM
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Q: Hey, who's that guy over there that keeps talking about Jackson Pollack?



A: It is green.
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Old 12-14-2004, 01:17 AM
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Q: What is the colour of Britney's inspiration?


A: Oooo, shiny.
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Old 12-14-2004, 02:27 AM
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Q: Check out this ruby!

A: Wings of Fire!!1
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Old 12-14-2004, 03:17 AM
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Q: Hi Ginga! I- What the heck is that music in the background?

A: I told the music guys to play Vertigo!
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Old 12-14-2004, 04:03 AM
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Q: What's that music playing?


A: It's a neat new program.
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Old 12-14-2004, 04:30 AM
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Q: Hey, Xeroc, what's that you're cookin' there?

A: Hey, that's mine, you little p'taq!
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Old 12-14-2004, 04:46 AM
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A: I swear, I was on the moon, with Steve.
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:13 AM
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A: Julie Andrews did it!
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:19 AM
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Q: Who put this Sound of Music DVD set here... with a Princess Diaries bonus disk...?

A: *flies away*
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