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Old 08-22-2005, 11:07 PM
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Q: What. The. Crap? :mrgreen:

Q: It's all about... hey? Where did the 'A:' go?
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Old 08-23-2005, 06:34 AM
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Q: It's run off with the " T "......?

A: My brain, EATING my brain, that gay religious squid is eating my precious beautiful BRAIN!!!!
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Old 08-23-2005, 06:54 AM
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Q: Did you take your morphine today?


A: Did you take your Morphine Party News today?
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Old 08-23-2005, 03:57 PM
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Q: Ask me a question that you know the answer to is "No"

A: Together, we will rule the galaxy!
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Old 08-23-2005, 04:44 PM
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Q: (Vader, to Luke) Join me, and.... line?

A: No Sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again, Sir!
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Old 08-23-2005, 07:45 PM
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Q: You didn't see anything.

A: I don't even know HOW he got away with it!
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Old 08-23-2005, 07:59 PM
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Q: Did you hear? TopHatMan robbed a bank in broad daylight!
A: That tic-a-tic-tic woodpecker song!
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Old 08-23-2005, 08:04 PM
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Q: Is there any song more annoying then the hampsterdance?
A: I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra...
I wish I were a girly, just like my dear Papa!
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Old 08-23-2005, 08:19 PM
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Q: So, what disturbing song are you listening to at the moment?
A: That Certain Party.
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Old 08-23-2005, 08:20 PM
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Q: Who?

A: The Sum 41 Party!
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Old 08-23-2005, 08:27 PM
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Q: Which party is most disliked by the majority of over-forties?
A: That tic-a-tic-tic woodpecker party!
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Old 08-23-2005, 08:29 PM
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Q: Which party is hated by everybody, even it's members?

A: The Linkin Park Party!
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Old 08-23-2005, 08:40 PM
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Q: Which party HQ has been burned down by the Kindly Old Granny Association repeatedly?
A: That tic-a-tic-tic, tic-a-tic-tic woodpecker song!
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Old 08-23-2005, 08:58 PM
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Q: So WHY do they hate you?

A: The Doctor Who Party!
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Old 08-23-2005, 09:00 PM
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Q: Who did you just sign up with?
A: *whistles innocently*
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Q: Who the frak let all these gorram woodpeckers in here!!??

A: I didn't know what else to do, so I went to IKEA.
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Old 08-24-2005, 12:38 AM
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Q: Where the frot did all this shopping come from?
A: Its a nice, shiny blue...
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Old 08-24-2005, 02:10 AM
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Q: What colour is that sold-out-in-milli-seconds OLP ticket that I really really really really really really want?


A: We are, we are all innocent we are all innocent we are, we are...
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Q: Are y'all that incredibly guilty madrigal choir?

A: ...and then he f*cked them up with his Jedi mind tricks.
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Old 08-24-2005, 02:57 AM
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Q: Neomatrix somehow got the mods to allow him a sig banner!


A: And if I don't make it, know that I loved you all along.
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