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Old 05-31-2004, 07:04 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]8. Come here to retire and die, and you are guaranteed faster results than Florida.[/quoteost_uid0]
:lol: Nice one, Neo![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]5. Sick of boring operas? Come to Qo'noS, where bloody operas are our specialty![/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Standback"][color=#000000ost_uid0]2. You receive an e-mail from Zeke OKing your request to five [iost_uid0]Regeneration[/iost_uid0].[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Reply to a really old post: Standback, did you [iost_uid0]really[/iost_uid0] ask to five "Regeneration"? Because I'm afraid I've forgotten if so. I know at least two people have sent me full fivers of it.[/colorost_uid0]
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[03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem.
[03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction
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Old 05-31-2004, 02:50 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]And another thing: [bost_uid0]Anubis[/bost_uid0], are you unable to log into your account? I activated it manually a few days ago because the new accounts weren't being processed on their own for some reason.[/colorost_uid0]
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[03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem.
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]3. Come to Qo'noS and we'll kill you
2. Qo'noS, where it is normal to see a head laying around
1. Qo'noS, the one place Janeway has not been
1b. Qo'noS, so evil that even the Borg ran away. PARTY on the Borg Spheres!

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I can't for some reason. Don't know why. If someone else had the name, it would probably inform me to use another handle.

3. Sick of your neighbors blasting their stereo systems out at night? tired of those annoying land vehicles blasting out nothing but bass at 11pm at night? annoyed that the dog next door won't shut up?
Then come to Qo'nos, where you can solve those problems the good old fashioned way: Raw Firepower!
Disclaimer: As weapons are easy to get, and permits are not often required, expect an equal to overwhelming response when you use this approach. Should you use a dishonorable tactic, [iost_uid0]like Tribble tossing[/iost_uid0] , expect the whole neighborhood to reduce you and your property to ashes.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Reply to a really old post: Standback, did you really ask to five "Regeneration"? Because I'm afraid I've forgotten if so. I know at least two people have sent me full fivers of it. [/quoteost_uid0]
Nu-uh. It just seemed a natural.

In my First Ever Fiver Request I [iost_uid0]did[/iost_uid0], however, request to five ENT's "Precious Cargo," in roughly the same breath as TNG's "Chain of Command" parts I & II, and several episodes that were already taken, thus managing to break every "don't ask to write [iost_uid0]this[/iost_uid0] one" guideline simultaneously. Yay, me. It's a wonder I didn't include multiple flashing exclamation points.

Then I actually got a couple of requests approved. One of which Derek has been patiently waiting for for about two semesters. Silly calculus.

In the meantime... a blurb and a link for the fiver I [iost_uid0]did[/iost_uid0] write would, I am beginning to think, be an equally sufficient indication of one's presence in an alternate universe...
Or, we could just make it a running gag. Hey, that's good too. "The Eternally Lost Fiver... shrouded in the mists of Cyberspace..."
On second thought, maybe not.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Standback"]In the meantime... a blurb and a link for the fiver I [iost_uid0]did[/iost_uid0] write would, I am beginning to think, be an equally sufficient indication of one's presence in an alternate universe...[/quoteost_uid0]
Wait for the PHP system to be implemented at 5MNG. It's actually impossible for me to leave a fiver unblurbed in that system.

Anubis: Okay, we'll try this. I've deleted all three of the accounts in your name (Anubis, prime-of-anubis2k, and Prime_of_Anubis2k) along with the new one you created today, so we have a clean sweep. Try registering now.[/colorost_uid0]



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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top 10 Titles we can give Zeke

10. Lord High Executioner ( it comes with a song! )
9. Master of His Domain
8. Prince of References (Ref for short)
7. Green Arrow (because he’s in charge of Archery)
6. Junior Assistant Evil Future Guy
5. The Pieromaniac
4. Plant Manager, International Five-Minute Fun Factory of Doom
3. The Funniest Canadian Since Dave Foley
2. Keeper of the Cheese
1. The Soonerizer


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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Thanks Zeke. What can I say? I like the name.

Top Ten Planets Archer Wants to Visit

10. Archer IV: The fourth planet to bear his name; consultation prize for history not remembering him very well, and because the first three mysteriously blew up.

9. Riza: Wanting to make up for getting knocked out the last time he was there, he has the ship come close enough so he can take a shuttle pod there, and not worry about competition or interruption.

8. Vulcan: After pestering Daniels to the point that he'll do anything to shut him up, he sends Archer into the planet's past, though it goes awry when his attempt to prove to the Vulcans that time travel is possible results in them becoming logical, patience beings, instead of the emotional type that he's used to.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0](sees tumbleweed blow by) Is that normal?

7. Andor: Not get convinced that [iost_uid0]one[/iost_uid0] punch is enough to get through to him, Archer seeks out Shran to convince him further.

6. Romulus: Ever since seeing that book that Daniels took from him, Archer wants to find out what the big deal is. He's stopped from doing do when he encounters a plot device more powerful then the Xindi weapon. He heads back to Earth, though he schemes to find a way to find out why that book was taken from him.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]5. Mars. He thinks Porthos will have fun chasing the Little Green Men around.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]4. Pluto, so porthos can meet another dog

3. The Moon, for endless amounts of cheese.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]2. The Planet Of Semi-Naked Jeri Ryan Clones: Does he even [iost_uid0]need[/iost_uid0] a REASON?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]1. Earth, so he can go online and read the next 5ME!

Next, the Top 10 best uses for Janeways bun of steel "do"[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]10: Scares all men who aren't familiar with the original Trek away.
9. Aliens often regard those with huge hair as devine.
8. Only style which will not get wrecked due to the wind caused by Voyager going such a high speed.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]7.[/bost_uid0] Secret storage area for ship's last stash of coffee
[bost_uid0]6.[/bost_uid0] Projects an anti-wood field to rebuff Chakotay's advances
[bost_uid0]5.[/bost_uid0] Gives Harry Kim nightmares
[bost_uid0]4.[/bost_uid0] Makes up for her lack of height
[bost_uid0]3.[/bost_uid0] Annoys Tuvok by blocking his view of the viewscreen
[bost_uid0]2.[/bost_uid0] Has space for billboard in case series runs out of money and needs to run extra ads for revenue

And the #1 use for Janeway's Bun Of Steel 'Do....

[bost_uid0]1.[/bost_uid0] To keep her hair in place, what else?


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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top 10 Alternative Member Titles

10. Opium: Endorsed by Mr. Wiggles. (Not for the faint of heart.)
9. Admiral sab: Not a car
8. catalina marina: Scary little devil girl (Check the archives.)
7. PHJ: F = m x a
6. Taya17: Goddess of Thwapping

Not enough creativity for the second half.

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[color=#000000ost_uid5]Oooo :devil:


5. NeoMatrix: [iost_uid5]Matrix 2.0[/iost_uid5]

4. taya17: [iost_uid5]Don't call me taya[/iost_uid5]



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