Run for Executive Producer

[Opium]

Liar.

*whispers*
Psst, Chancellor Valium...it may be a better strategy to simply show the untruth rather than going around calling people liars.

Just a thought :wink:
*/whisper*

[Chancellor Valium]

Ja. But accusing people is fun!

[Zeke]

When you accuse you make an acc of u and se.

[Chancellor Valium]

That makes no sense and is a poor, poor joke. Please explain.

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Sure it makes sense. You're just reading it in the wrong frame of logic.

[Derek]

Originally Posted by Zeke

When you accuse you make an acc of u and se.

Allow me to assume the role of devil's advocate and say that I've never liked that phrase.

I mean, sure, it's clever. Who would want to make A C Compiler out of Universities and Special Editions? Still, sometimes you have to accuse, even if it's on imperfect information.

Get a Clue board game for an example. Let's assume you've seen all the people except for Colonel Mustard and Mrs. White, but you've noticed that when other players have guessed involving Mrs. White, they've always been shown a card from one certain player. Thus, you can assume that Colonel Mustard is the culprit, and accuse him. What's so wrong about that?

It's true that you're wrong sometimes, but still you have to go on accusing, partly because you'll never know until you do accuse, and your wrong accusations help you refine your accusing sense and allow you to make right accusations.

...Er, actually this argument isn't making that much sense, so I'll just assume Zeke was talking about something else, and accuse Colonel Mustard, in the kitchen, with the knife.

::checks::

Ha! I was right!

[NAHTMMM]

Way to cut the Mustard, Derek!

[Chancellor Valium]

It's clear as mustard that you're all completely MUSTARD STIR-FRY CRAZY! (Eugh - mustard and stir-fry.....)

[Anonymous]

Mustard crazy... I will most certainly remember that... :twisted:


Although I have to say I prefer ketchup, and would rather call people ketchup crazy. Because, you see, ketchup is crazy... It is healthy *and* it tastes good.


AND IT IS RED! :twisted:

[Anonymous]

~previous post courtesy of Nic (if the twisted smilies weren`t a clue enough), who is on college killing time before his final little exam and
WHO HAS EVILLY STOLEN SOMEONE ELSE`S NIFTY LAPTOP AND THEREFORE PREFERS NOT TO REGISTER! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!


Or, actually, is just using the college computer, which wasn`t occupied for the first time in an eon. Damn college, with thousands of people crawling around it... greedily glancing at MY computer! MINE! And I`m never giving it up! Well, at least not till the exam starts... So I`ve gone slightly (a bit more) crazy, overjoyed with the prospect of surfing on 5MV instead of just killing time staring at the ceiling.

Also, woke up at 7:50 a.m., arrived on college at 9 and learned the exam has been PUSHED TO 12! ARRRGH! Could have slept three more hours!


(people are asking how long I`ll be on this computer and I`m telling them: FOREVER! AND EVER! GRAHAHAHA! ...Well, twenty minutes. )


Okay, done. Thank you for reading my Random Unprovoked Insanity. M ore will follow. :twisted:


~Nic

[Nic Corelli]

Wow, has everyone forgotten about the eTrektion? GASP! Wake up, people, campaigning time!

I promise to bring Julius Caesar to write some scripts. It will definitely be a challenge for the actors, since his sentences are 119 words long. But we, the audience, shall enjoy the most interesting and compelling dialogues! They shall be so long, there won`t be any time for discontinuity, alien Nazis and stuff.

And it`s quite clear Caesar has a writing talent. Just look at my sig! :mrgreen: It`s a little bit from his ancient text "Caesar Goes To Croatia (And Possibly Slovenia)". Since Illyricum is ancient Croatia, and all... :mrgreen:

I`d post it in Latin, but that language is dead, so it should rest in peace. :twisted: :twisted:


Vote for Xeroc Aquillion and Nic Corelli - OR ELSE! :twisted:

[Chancellor Valium]

On behalf of the Morphine party (MY half of the party, to be precise,) I would like to add one more idea to the pile in our manifesto..... Anyone found creating discontinuity or revisionist history will be SACKED (it's been a major problem with Doctor Who, after all)

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Furthermore, if retconning does occur, the people responsible for the sackings will be sacked.

[mudshark]

What's to be done about the møøse? That's what I'd like to know.

[PointyHairedJedi]

Originally Posted by Nic Corelli

I promise to bring Julius Caesar to write some scripts.

But just think, Nic. He only knows Latin. So won't you have to translate everything he says and writes yourself? :P

[Opium]

I promise to hire some folks from CSI if they happen to get sacked again, even though CSI rocks! In fact, I promise that at least one ep a season will be a CSI crossover!

Vote for Opium and
The Morphine Party!

[Chancellor Valium]

I promise that crossovers will not be fan****

[Nic Corelli]

Originally Posted by PointyHairedJedi

But just think, Nic. He only knows Latin. So won't you have to translate everything he says and writes yourself? :P

GASP!

You think a man like Julius Caesar won`t be clever enough to grasp the essential bits of the cute little English language? Of course he will! Or we`ll just build it into his genetic code during the cloning... :twisted:

[Chancellor Valium]

Excess technobabble will be thrown off the edge of the earth (In the new series of ENT, something as-yet-undecided-but-definitely-bizarre will leave the Earth flat )

[Opium]

Excess technobabble will be thrown off the edge of the earth (In the new series of ENT, something as-yet-undecided-but-definitely-bizarre will leave the Earth flat )

Erm...


Opium and the Morphine Party re-affirms to will do away with (annoying, insulting, pathetic) Nazi Aliens!