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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Checkmate![/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Thats what you think![/colorost_uid0]
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Vulcan children are never late with their Sehlat's dinner |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I didn't see that coming[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]A Truck[/colorost_uid0]
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Alexia: You have to laugh, or you'd kill yourself xD Lostoyannaya: Yes. Now take that noose off your neck and get down from the chair. IN THAT ORDER. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Tonka Toys[/colorost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Tough Toys[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Warning: Choking Hazard.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Warning: This is a warning[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Warning: This Product May Contain Traces of Food.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Warning Labels That Were Designed With George W. Bush As Intended Target Audience[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]"In the event of a war, DON'T push the red button."[/colorost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]War: May cause economic meltdown, societal chaos, and general suckitude. Take at own risk.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Take 2 War pills and call me in the morning[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]What if they held a war and nobody showed up?[/colorost_uid0]
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Methinks Ted Sturgeon was too kind. 'Yes, but I think some people should be offended.' -- John Cleese (on whether he thought some might be offended by Monty Python) |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Many wasted camouflage-themed party favours.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Well used party favours hidden by a camouflage blanket[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Carpet bombing is a terrible thing. Especially when Axeminster is used.[/colorost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]The Replace Carpet Bombing With Dancing Girls Action Group.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]The Dancing Girls Action Group with Free Carpet Bomber Replacement[/colorost_uid0]
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