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Old 08-28-2006, 05:58 PM
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Anyhow, welcome to the halls of insanity. Please ignore the screaming, it's only the spoons...
My pockets hurt...
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Old 08-28-2006, 06:04 PM
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The Mighty Jalapeno's pockets hurt!

ALLAMERAINE!
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Old 08-28-2006, 06:11 PM
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What did you call me?

I'm just trying to get some post count, get the hang of this place. Doesn't seem like the Rockin' Fun Zone of posting, but still quite interesting. Question, though: How do I modify my title, under my username? I don't wanna be referred to as a "member"... it seems insulting.
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Old 08-28-2006, 06:17 PM
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You don't.

Zeke gives you a custom one

re: "allameraine", it was more just a random shout. Don't worry, it's a fairly obscure reference to DS9

We like to make obscure references here

Oh, and post count raising is not so much allowed as encouraged. There's an archive of pseudo-dead threads in here too
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Old 08-28-2006, 06:20 PM
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I know what allamaraine is My most common phrase in real life, apart from "Go away" is "What did you call me?" Throws people off.
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Old 08-28-2006, 06:31 PM
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Mighty Jalapeno likes to throw people off.

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Old 08-28-2006, 06:33 PM
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Examples:

Anytime someone says anything I don't quite hear...

"Hey, Toper... can you vjkdslfkaslhdfjlkndsdf?"
"What did you call me?"

Anytime someone says something in a foreign language...

"Wie gehts zie?"
"What did you call me?"

Anytime I want to mess with management at my office...

"Topper, can you come into the boardroom for a few with the Nelson engineers?"
"What did you call me?"

It has a million uses!
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Old 08-28-2006, 09:35 PM
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Mighty Jalapeno has phrases of many uses!
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Old 08-28-2006, 10:09 PM
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valium has his birthday today...as far as we can trust the forum display

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Old 08-29-2006, 01:25 PM
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ddoof is right!

You *can't* trust the forum display

Thanks anyhow
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Old 09-24-2006, 06:34 PM
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Valium doesn't trust the forum display. =D
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Old 09-26-2006, 06:25 PM
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Old 09-30-2006, 05:01 PM
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Neo has an insane post count.
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Old 10-05-2006, 01:18 AM
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Valium's post count is about half as insane as mine.

Where has everyone gone? This site use to be popular
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Old 10-05-2006, 02:52 AM
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NeoMatrix commented on the odd emptyness of the forums in terms of new posts. It is creepy, ain't it? Almost like some sort of vast cyborg hive organizm was tracking them down one by one using carefully gathered information and integrating them into a vast collective. But that's pretty laughable, right?
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Old 10-05-2006, 06:30 AM
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e of pi evidently ignored spambots when he mentioned the emptiness of the forums. If you include them, this is a very busy site.
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Old 10-05-2006, 12:45 PM
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Tate's pic is making me hungry...
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Old 10-24-2006, 12:30 PM
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Old 10-24-2006, 12:56 PM
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Opium has one of the coolest C&H avatars out there.
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