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![]() One to three scenes for this block, scene length being inversely proportional to how many we have. The synopsis is here. And now, new rules! I've decided it's time to put an actual mechanism in place to make FBC go faster. So here's how it'll work for the next couple of blocks: for three days you guys propose possible scenes and work on them. On the fourth day, the vote is called (unless enough people feel we need more time). Each poster is allowed to vote for one scene not written by him. I may or may not vote, but I won't propose scenes; the other staffers can do as they will. If this doesn't work out, we won't continue with it. But I've had enough complaints about the speed of this thing that it was time to get it on a schedule. We'll try this and see how it goes.[/color ![]()
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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![]() [quote ![]() In the scene where there is a "glitch" in the matrix, which leads to Morpheus' capture. [/quote ![]() Now if only I could remember what the Blue Screen of Death joke was.[/color ![]()
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![]() Morpheus: Nah, it's probably just a recursive temporal causality loop. Neo: What in the world is [i ![]() ![]() Morpheus: I can't tell you. Temporal Prime Directive. Neo: Whoa, deja vu! Helicopter: Actually, Neo was right. For once. Morpheus: Aw, nuts.[/color ![]()
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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![]() ![]() ![]() Ziv the Remarkable Procrastinator to the rescue! It was in block 10: [quote ![]() Morpheus: Is that so hard to believe? Watch what happens when I try to do two things at once (White space turns blue) Neo: 200 years in the future and you're *still* using Windows ME? [/quote ![]() Over here, it maybe can work as something like this: [b ![]() ![]() [b ![]() ![]() [b ![]() ![]() [b ![]() ![]() ![]()
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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Katy: Can I have the skill 'drive car off bridge and have parachute handy'? Justin: It's kind of a limited skill. Greg: Depends on how often you drive off bridges. - d02 Quotes |
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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