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![]() ![]() Picard: Ye Gods! They're saying they'll rescue us if we give them a small solar system! Data: Or they need hydrogen. Picard: ...or maybe they just need hydrogen. Boy, it's a good thing the aliens know English. Troi: Captain! The aliens don't know English! It's just translated telepathically! Picard: Oh. Well, boy, it's a shame the aliens don't know how to telepathically translate the word "hydrogen." Troi: Captain, shut up. [/quote ![]() *cackles* Good work Standback and Derek! ![]() ![]() |
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![]() [quote ![]() Picard: My God... I never imagined there could be a race consisting entirely of talk show hosts.[/quote ![]() Nice one, Standback!... plus the rest of it.[/color ![]()
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![]() ![]() And this had me chuckling [quote ![]() Jadzia: I'd kill to be able to play the keyboard. Bashir: You seem to be playing fine without killing anyone. Jadzia: Don't tempt me. [/quote ![]() before I'd read anything else. :lol: [quote ![]() [/quote ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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![]() ![]() Renhol: Okay, you're ugly too.[/quote ![]() Heheheh. The first three paragraphs of Standback's fiver were especially funny. So was [quote ![]() Picard: I think "Freudian" would be a nice name for that goldfish.[/quote ![]() ![]() ![]()
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![]() Jadzia: Ick. I don't like medicine. Renhol: You'll like these. They taste like chocolate. Bashir: What do the little 'm's on them mean? Renhol: They stand for, um, medicine. Renhol: Maybe the medicine isn't working. Take these, um, super-medicines! Jadzia: I think I want a second opinion. Renhol: Okay, you're ugly too. Nice Groucho Marx reference! Zaheva: (on log entry) They're after me! They're after me, I tell you! Crusher: Paranoid delusions, Captain. Zaheva: GAK! Picard: No, look, she wasn't delusional after all. See? Nothing to worry about. Data: We're caught in a Tyken's Rift. I recommend that we get out by making something blow up. Picard: You've been talking to Mr. Reed again, haven't you, Data?[/color ![]()
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![]() Hmm. I think there's a slogan in here. 5MV: Making the world a more cheerful place five minutes at a time.[/color ![]()
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