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Old 05-03-2003, 08:11 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I thought you were the other KJ?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]No, she's the other other KJ.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Somehow I knew that was coming.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]If "Religion is the opium of the masses", does that mean that in the alternate universe "Opium is the religion of the masses" and my alternate self is Religion? Or, because of the 60's, in OUR universe "Opium is the religion of the masses" and in the alternate universe "Religion is the opium of the masses"?
Oh no, I've gone crosseyed! And isnt it "Opiut"? Or is it Opium? Oh well, it still has the same point...[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Militant Agnostic: I don't know and you don't either.

Anyway - that Clarimanet is a tough one to tangle with.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Ahh but it makes a fine tango partner.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Opium, you are truly a Marxist - Groucho that is.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I understand not...
but I am Opium, you will become addicted to me and I will become The Leader and then you will all need Me so badly you will go and make sure the Canucks win the Stanley Cup![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]-85 You have arguments about the color of Klingon Bridges[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]-86: You suspect that the Klingons are descended from boars but haven't really mentioned this because you can't make a funny joke out of it.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]If "Religion is the opium of the masses", does that mean that in the alternate universe "Opium is the religion of the masses" and my alternate self is Religion?[/quoteost_uid0]

I think opium is the religion of the individual.

And BTW, at some point or other, [iost_uid0]somebody's[/iost_uid0] going to have to tell me what this "Topic Title" thing's about.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]It was highly addicting. There were therapy topics threads to help those with the addiction. It was horrible, just horrible. It turned into a disease and it was contagious. There was no way of stopping it. A cure was finally found and that ended the epidemic. There have been minor outbreaks here and there, but they are taken care of quickly.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I Still Do Not Understand.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]:suspicious: [iost_uid0]*deep sigh*[/iost_uid0] :suspicious:

I guess I'll just have to take it for granted that I can say "Topic Title," and it'll be funny. The actual reason seems irrelevant.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Explanation of not-entirely-irrelevant reasons. Attempt at recalling eventual thread length. Failure. Shrugging.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Accordionisation of NAH with Mallet of Fiving.

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