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Old 03-14-2003, 02:00 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Yes, but children are eventually potty-trained. Bernese Mountain Dogs still require walkies.[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0]...walkies...[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Oh god. I just flashed on that stop-motion jewel, Wallace and Gromit.

Specifically, Wallace pasted to the wall in oatmeal.

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Have you seen this chicken?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 03-14-2003, 09:33 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]>> being married can be compared to being a parent at times.
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A joke along those lines:

Two women are talking together, and one of them says, "You know, sometimes it seems that I've spent my whole life saying things like 'Wipe your feet when you come into the house...don't chew with your mouth open...pick up your clothes from the floor.' " She pauses, then adds, "And then, just when I *finally* got my husband domesticated, the children came."[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 03-14-2003, 11:48 PM
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[quoteost_uid0="Derek"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Have you seen this chicken?[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Is that him across the street?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]*sigh*

I don't think you're going to get any Wenslydale references somehow.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I'm still chortling from Wallace and the oatmeal. *sniggersnigger*

The Wrong Trousers. What a gem.



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[color=#000000ost_uid0]"A Close Shave" isn't half bad either. I just hope we won't be discussing "Bob the Builder" next [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Nick Park's been doing car adverts of late, right?

They have his style.....




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