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Old 03-12-2005, 09:46 AM
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As promised, here's something from the queue. And not a moment too soon -- we haven't published a DS9 fiver in forever and a stardate. Here's Five-Minute "Explorers" by Derek.
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Old 03-12-2005, 03:19 PM
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Dax: Wow. You really went to a lot of effort in making this ship. I thought you were just going to
make a barebones version.
Sisko: Nah, I decided to go for the Special Collector's Edition.
Dax: What makes it so special?
Sisko: It has a bathroom.
Ah, "Explorers" - forever etched in my memory as the "toilet episode".

Not your best fiver ever, DD, but pretty funny all the same.
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Dax: Wow. You really went to a lot of effort in making this ship. I thought you were just going to
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Jake: Because it's smutty Voyager fanfic.
Sisko: Out. Now.

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Sisko: It wasn't bad. Except the Janeway/Neelix 'ship. That was just sick.


Good blurb, too.
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Come on, Zeke... just try to explain your reason of absence!

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heh.. wow... those sail thingys really are fast. Wait, do ships make fhooshing sounds as they go to warp? I thought it was a fthoosh-ing type sound.
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heh.. wow... those sail thingys really are fast. Wait, do ships make fhooshing sounds as they go to warp? I thought it was a fthoosh-ing type sound.
There is no noise in space :wink:
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You mean Star Wars and all those other films lied to us? :shock:
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yep. :lol:

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That's what I heard, anyway :lol:
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I thought the point was not hearing anything...

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My point. exactly. And in any case, since when has flying from russia involved space :wink:
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Yay! (Gone for a while, but the fiver's still great!)
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