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Old 08-12-2003, 06:36 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What just happened here? Why is the warp core in FIVE PIECES?!




[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Oh, we are so going to die.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-12-2003, 12:26 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey guys I just found this cool ticking tribble.




A: Big, green and very annoyed captain.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-12-2003, 10:45 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: now, can you describe the thing that barged on to the bridge killed the captain then left?



A:I just wanted someone to love me![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-12-2003, 11:12 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] John, why the heck did you buy five tons of pizza for everybody on this board? You know we're all sick of pizza!





[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] My pants are talking to me?![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-13-2003, 12:51 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Taya, will you please answer your pants?

A: That pizza is going where no pizza has gone before[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-13-2003, 12:53 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Captain, why are you taking that pizza with you to Z'Ha'Dum?




[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I'm going under, I'm drowning in you, I'm falling forever![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-13-2003, 01:09 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Babe, you are so hot, that you make me melt. I hope we are together forever. You ok?

A: Sir, your drinking my wife[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-13-2003, 01:18 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Constable Odo, why are you staring at me like that?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] With some people, you just can't tell!



p.s. Neo, I find it slightly alarming how the system refuses to recognize your presence despite your posting every two minutes or so...[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-13-2003, 01:27 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I never knew John was such a Tribble lover

A: Tom Paris, will you please turn off the rain in the holodeck. Its flooding the mess hall

(The system doesnt like me)[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 08-13-2003, 01:29 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Captain! You're soaking wet! Um, why are you pointing that compression phaser rifle at me?




[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Not pizza [iost_uid0]again[/iost_uid0]?![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-13-2003, 01:33 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Would you like pizza tonight?

A: The rain from the holodeck shorted out the warp core. So we are stuck here for about a week[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-13-2003, 01:41 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you mean, I'm going to have to find ways to siphon restlesss energy from all the crewmen for about a week?




[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.


(Neo, what ARE you doing to the system? )[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-13-2003, 01:44 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Can you tell me where I can find the golden tribble?

A: I dont think you want to talk to the Captain right now

(I dont know, it must be jealous or something)[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 08-13-2003, 01:57 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Chakotay, where's the captain? I heard you were just talking to-- OH MY GOD! You're bleeding and WHERE'S YOUR RIGHT ARM?!



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Oh, all that I know... there's nothing here to run from. Because... yeah, everybody here's got somebody to lean on.


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Old 08-13-2003, 02:08 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: If something pops out and scares us, can I count on you for someone to lean on?

A: Good job Chakotay, you managed to save only your seat from the shuttle. You must really like that seat.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-13-2003, 02:18 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Well, there's good news and there's bad news. The bad news: I just totalled another shuttle. The good news: I managed to save the seat! You're not going to kill me are you?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Evil! EEEEEVIIIIIIIIIL![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-13-2003, 02:46 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hello Dr Eval, how are you? Why are you looking at me like that?

A: I believe all the other forum goers are on vacation. I guess its only me and Taya left to protect the forum from Tribbles.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-13-2003, 04:25 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Is it me, or is it too quiet in here? Did you hear that cooing sound?




[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I'm not paying attention, la la la la la![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-13-2003, 05:58 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: taya, what did you do to the rest of the forum goers? taya? taya!

A: 1, no 10, no 100, no 1000, no... oh I give up![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-13-2003, 06:38 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Just HOW many tribbles are there in this thread?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Something tells me I don't want to know![/colorost_uid0]
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