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Old 02-12-2004, 05:21 AM
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Remember Kristina Runyeon-Odeberg? Sure you do! She's a 5MV veteran with seven fivers under her belt, the most recent being "The 37s" and "Once Upon a Planet." She hasn't had a new one lately, but that doesn't mean she hasn't been working; she's had several fivers in progress or awaiting processing, and the first of those, "Miri," is now online for your reading pleasure.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-12-2004, 12:03 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]It's from an episode I've actually seen. Yay!

Just one question, what's with the[quoteost_uid0]This fiver hasn't been originally published yet.[/quoteost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-12-2004, 12:30 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Nice fiver, Kristina! Good to see another one from you after so long.

[quoteost_uid0]Redshirt: Is there something wrong with this episode? I have this gut feeling I shouldn't be alive.[/quoteost_uid0]
Heh. That is kinda strange.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Fantastic fiver! I`ve been laughing out loud all the time,

To quote all the great scenes would be difficult, since there are 16 or 17 of them, but this one...

[quoteost_uid0]Kirk: What is it, Bones?
McCoy: I'm a doctor, not a mechanic, but this looks like a tricycle to me.
Frantic Being: Mine! MINE!
Kirk: What is it, Bones?
McCoy: I'm a doctor, not a-- oh, that? That's a seizure. He's dead, Jim. [/quoteost_uid0]

... is a true gem, [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-12-2004, 03:58 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]This fiver hasn't been originally published yet.[/quoteost_uid0]

Don`t you see, Cat? The two of us are in a distant Central European time zone. We`re commenting this fiver from the future! [/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]If that is true, why does it still say that? Because we'd see the future version, right?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]My advice on trying to understand temporal paradoxes:

"Don`t even try!"[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]You know, I don't agree with Janeway on that point. It's just an excuse for nonsense.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Well, you can try to explain this temporal paradox, but I`m telling you... having your brain tied up in a knot is not a very pleasant thing! [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Frankly, I don't know what you two are talking about. The publication date is right there.

Also, I didn't just notice now that the Mudd fivers still said "May X."[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Um... the date wasn`t there... an hour ago?

"The past is the future, the future is the past, it all gives me a big headache!"

EDIT - Woohoo! 200th post! Speculaas and Coffee, Black for everyone! [/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Wee! You don't know speculaas, but you do know it's common to sop it in your coffee. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Great fiver Kristina!

[quoteost_uid0]Kirk: Fine. Yeoman Rand, report to my ready room for a special debriefing.
Rand: Right, snookum-- er, Captain.[/quoteost_uid0]

Loved that joke!

>> Also, I didn't just notice now that the Mudd fivers still said "May X." <<

"X" is a popular publication date, as my Battlestar Galactica fiver still demonstrates (for the moment).[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Heh. Very funny stuff, even if Runyeon-Odeberg is a bit of a mouthful.[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Marc"][color=#000000ost_uid0]"X" is a popular publication date, as my Battlestar Galactica fiver still demonstrates (for the moment).[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Popular no longer -- I've found and fixed all the Xs on the site now. For the record, there were four.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Popular no longer -- I've found and fixed all the Xs on the site now. For the record, there were four.[/quoteost_uid0]
[quoteost_uid0]*Bites tongue*[/quoteost_uid0]

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There! Are! [iost_uid0]FOUR![/iost_uid0] X!

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Good fiver, Kristina.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Popular no longer -- I've found and fixed all the Xs on the site now. Â For the record, there were four. [/quoteost_uid0]
Yay. Now can you link to my Night Terrors from the TNG page?
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Are you having a bad mood today? *g*[/colorost_uid0]
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