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Old 09-20-2004, 07:14 AM
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It stands for Male Chauvinist Pi--eh, I mean, the Master Control Program. :twisted:
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Old 09-21-2004, 08:55 PM
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The MCP was a bit like Colossus, but unlike Colussus was foiled by those pesky humans. Oh well, you can't win 'em all....
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Old 09-21-2004, 09:01 PM
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PLZ give FULL explanation.....
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Old 09-21-2004, 09:40 PM
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You mean to say you've never seen Tron OR Colussus: The Forbin Project?

GASP!
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Old 09-22-2004, 01:03 AM
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Heh, I think i kind of like MCP
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Old 11-22-2004, 12:46 AM
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And now... one month later....

(Yes, it really is, look at the dates!)


The personalities are here!

You can find out all about the IrcAssistant at the new IrcAssistant v3.3 About Information / Help, but this is a detail on the personalities.

You change them with the !per [nick/number] function.

There currently are 3 personalities:

0 : IrcAssistant [default]
1 : Majel
2 : Zuke

There are also custom responses for each personality!

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Old 11-22-2004, 06:41 PM
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Still think you should go with Q. :P
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Old 11-22-2004, 07:35 PM
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Quote:
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Still think you should go with Q. :P
Don't worry, there will be more personalities...


soon...
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Old 11-22-2004, 08:33 PM
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What about HAL? So many good responses there.

"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do..."

"I'm sorry, , I can't do that..."

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Gah. Double post.
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Old 11-23-2004, 12:41 AM
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I also vote for HAL. Or is it too late?

Q is good, but how about...

*ducks tomatoes pre-emptively in case of flying objects* And no it's not a Mega Man reference...

Servbot!

(Okay...so it is...but it's a really, really obscure one...)
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Old 01-22-2005, 06:23 AM
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The IrcAssistant 4.0 is here!

You can read all about it here: in the IrcAssistant 4.0 About Information / Help

Featuring such new items as,
-Modulated Script!
-Full Muliline Message Support
-Muliline Messages in Private Message Mode
-Multiple Message Return
-!seen (Beta)
-Users Currently Online Function
-Parameters -here and -slow
-Auto redirect of long info messages
-Bug Fixes


Also, there is a brand new "Users Online" function on my home page that allows you to see exactly who is on the IRC!
And, I'm working with Zeke to get that integrated into the forums or the main site!


Additionally, you can click on the link in my signature to go to the latest IRC log!


Finally, don't forget to check out the brand new "Coming Soon!" section of my site, to see what else is in store!
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Would this be "soon" as in Zeke "soon", or "soon" as in "vaguely within the near future :P :mrgreen: :lol:
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Would this be "soon" as in Zeke "soon", or "soon" as in "vaguely within the near future :P :mrgreen: :lol:
If you read the page, you'd notice there is both an explanation and an estimated progress / completion date on each item!


And the soon part is a joke!
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^ I know, so was my post. How about Satan's Robot as a persona for the assistant? Or the Master?
example
Master: Ha-ha-ha! How little you change, my dear
Master: I think it's time I cut you down to size!
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Satan's Robot! It could annoyingly repeat some stuff...
Or how about Robby the Robot?
"Danger, ! Danger!"
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Old 01-24-2005, 07:39 PM
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Or "Danger, Swiss Family Robinson, Danger", "Danger Robinson Crusoe, Danger", "Dame Robertson's Cruise-clothes, Danger" etc, getting more and more worked up? Like the heffalump scenes with piglet running to find christopher robin :mrgreen:
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