August 22

[Zeke]

Got you! There's no way you were expecting another Derek fiver the very next day! Here's "Treachery, Faith, and the Great River," which marks Derek's first Season 7 fiver.


Also, remember the "Hotel Faction" mystery? (See July news entries.) This image at Nan's DeviantArt page will at last reveal the true meaning....

[Xeroc]

Originally Posted by Zeke

Got you! There's no way you were expecting another Derek fiver the very next day!

Wow! *is stunned* :shock: You caught us comepletely off guard!

Fivers - that Zeke put up on time?

What kind of crazy world is this?

Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!

[Nan]

Originally Posted by Zeke

...Nan's DeviantArt page will at last reveal the true meaning....

And the meaning is infantile.

[mudshark]

Odo: How do I distinguish between you?
Weyoun: Well, the Weyoun that's over the comm is the evil one.
Weyoun: (over the comm) That doesn't work. All we need to do is shift perspectives --

Weyoun: -- and now you're over the comm.
Weyoun: (over the comm) Aah! I am over the comm!
Odo: (over the comm) This really isn't making any sense. How about I call you Weyoun-7 and the one sitting next to me Weyoun-6.
Weyoun-7: Spoilsport.

:mrgreen:

Fmal Shapshiftr: I just wanted to stop by and say that I am definitely not sick.
Damar: Then why are all the Es gone from your name?
Female Shapeshifter: Whoops. Um, that was just a test. Yeah, heh heh. And you pass. Good job.

Heh. Now there's a full-strength Derek fiver.

And the meaning is infantile.

But funny. Nice piece, too -- you had an early version of that up a while ago, didn't you?

[Alexia]

O'Brien: Crap. How am I going to get parts for a clock... in space... at this hour.

Odo: Wait, two Weyouns? Was there some sort of transporter accident?
Weyoun: (over the comm) Yes, and the Weyoun you have with you is the Thomas Riker Weyoun.

Weyoun-6: Did I ever tell you how we Vorta were created? We used to be Elves until the Dark Lord --
Odo: You mean the Founders.
Weyoun-6: Right. Until the Founders turned us into Orcs.
Odo: You mean Vortas.
Weyoun-6: Look, who's telling this story?

:lol: Must...stop...laughing...coz I'm...at work! Nope. Can't do it.

Haaaaaaaaahahahaha :mrgreen:

And, the hotel faction thing? Ooooooooooh, LMAO! It all makes sense :wink:

[Nic Corelli]

Okay, before I read the fiver, I have something to say.

GASP!

I was *this* close to emailing Derek yesterday, or the day before, to ask him if "Treachery, Faith and the Great River" was available for fiving. I`ve been thinking about fiving "Treachery, Faith and the Great River" for several weeks. And... and... GASP! :mrgreen:

[Opium]

Hehe! DS9 Fivers RULE!

[Nan]

Originally Posted by mudshark

But funny.

Thanks.

Originally Posted by mudshark

Nice piece, too -- you had an early version of that up a while ago, didn't you?

Uhhh... possibly. I forget. (Support the hotel faction! Hell, join the hotel faction. :mrgreen

(The Falleen one is probably my best work thus far.)

[Nic Corelli]

Thomas Riker Weyoun.

*howls for 15 minutes* :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Weyoun: Well, the Weyoun that's over the comm is the evil one.
Weyoun: (over the comm) That doesn't work. All we need to do is shift perspectives --

Weyoun: -- and now you're over the comm.
Weyoun: (over the comm) Aah! I am over the comm!

Bwahahahahahaha!

Weyoun-6: Well, um, er, dang it!

Ah, Weyoun... So famous for his eloquence! :mrgreen:

Fmal Shapshiftr:

*more howling*

Weyoun-6: Um, no. Please give me your blessing before die.
Odo: Well, I don't know if I'd feel comfortable --
Weyoun-6: AH-CHOO!
Odo: Bless you.
Weyoun-6: Oh, thank you, Founder! GAK!

*falls off the chair, chokes*


Derek, you are a crazy person. :P I believe this is your wackiest fiver since "Allegiance". (See how I remember Derek`s fivers - us Vortas have superior memory - that`s because Dark Lord had bestowed it upon us :mrgreen: :mrgreen: )

[Nic Corelli]

Heeh!


This is what happened in the episode, you know. :P Fiver scene #20...

[Derek]

Originally Posted by Nic Corelli

I was *this* close to emailing Derek yesterday, or the day before, to ask him if "Treachery, Faith and the Great River" was available for fiving. I`ve been thinking about fiving "Treachery, Faith and the Great River" for several weeks. And... and... GASP! :mrgreen: :D

Sorry, but I've had that fiver written for quite some time, so you wouldn't have had anyway.

And finally I have a Season 7 fiver! Sadly it took me over a year of being section head before that could happen.

[Nic Corelli]

Yeah, Derek! I think season 7 is still very angry at you for that! :P

[PointyHairedJedi]

Niner fivers forever! WOO!

Amusing, Derek, very amusing, though some of it did go waay over my head.

[NAHTMMM]

Odo: I expect everything's a trap. That's why I'm still alive.

Heehee.

Weyoun: (over the comm) That doesn't work. All we need to do is shift perspectives --

Weyoun: -- and now you're over the comm.
Weyoun: (over the comm) Aah! I am over the comm!

...
Fmal Shapshiftr: I just wanted to stop by and say that I am definitely not sick.
Damar: Then why are all the Es gone from your name?

...
Weyoun-7: (over the comm) Cool. The Jem'Hadar were having more fun firing at the remains of what must have been, like, the biggest comet
ever anyway.

Funny stuff, Derek!

[SCMoll]

You marked the wrong date on the News page, again, Zeke.

Very funny stuff, Derek. I'd quote, but everyone else has got all the ones I'd go for.

[Opium]

Nurse: Doctor, come quick! Something's wrong with Bareil's brain!
Bashir: His brain? What is it?
Nurse: It's the organ in his head that helps him think. But that's not important right now.

AIRPLANE! Always good, and works v. well here!

[Standback]

Weyoun-6: Yes. Soon it will just be you. You will be the One.
Odo: What are you saying, that I can influence others in the Great Link?
Weyoun-6: No, I'm saying that when they die, you won't have to.

::collapses to floor. Found two days later having choked to death on a bit of half-consumed cabbage.::

[Saxamaphone]

O'Brien: How's it coming?
Nog: I'm remaking "Progress".
O'Brien: Don't you mean you're making progress?
Nog: Well, that too

Weyoun-6: Did I ever tell you how we Vorta were created? We used to be Elves until the Dark Lord --
Odo: You mean the Founders.
Weyoun-6: Right. Until the Founders turned us into Orcs.
Odo: You mean Vortas.
Weyoun-6: Look, who's telling this story?

Derek, that was beautiful ::sniff::

[Xeroc]

Welcome Back Saxamaphone!

[PointyHairedJedi]

Wow! Sax! It's been too long, man. Don't you go and dissappear again, you hear?