The Monkey's Paw Game

[richardson]

I join you, but kill you quickly and end your dreams.

I wish I could annialate the daft side and turn valium to my side. And keep my positon.

[Chancellor Valium]

You succeed, but the insidious daft side has taken on the form of your institution, and, at the last moment, you realise that you have annihilated the fox side instead! bwahaha!

I wish richardson could spell X_x

[PointyHairedJedi]

richardson can spell, and he turns you into a frog; subsequently you get made into Dried Frog Pills.

I wish I was the Fish Who Could Wish.

[richardson]

yeah, you're fish and you wish, but you get eaten all the same in a day.

I wish the fox side would be impervious to the daft side without the daft side taking it over, and without my loosing my position, and valium gets the boot out of the universe because he's competing with my evil plans.

[Chancellor Valium]

It happens, but I buy a return ticket first, come back and threaten the fox side with endlessly recycling "knock knock" jokes.

I wish richardson would realise the uselessness of the fox side's vain attempts to resist the daft side!

[PointyHairedJedi]

He does, but you also realise the whole thing is completely silly and you both never mention anything to do with either side ever again. Ever. :P

I ewish I could go back in time to 1773 and prevent that horrible senseless waste of tea in Boston.

[Chancellor Valium]

You try it, but are killed for supporting our side.

I wish I were an emperor, especially if some "moisten bint" would lob a scimitar at me :mrgreen:

[KillerGodMan]

You become an emperor, but the scimitar lobbed at you goes through your head.

I wish my Geography project get's a 4+

[NeoMatrix]

You did so well on the project that you wet yourself

I wish it was moving day already

[AKAArzosah]

moving day is here, but it upsets the gravitational pull of the earth and the moon lands on you, destroying all life in your neighbourhood.


I wish I was on the Andromeda Ascendant.

[PointyHairedJedi]

You are, but Tyr promptly pushes you out the nearest airlock when you accidently annoy him.

I wish I could write fivers faster.

[NeoMatrix]

You do, but they aren't as funny.

I wish I knew why AIM is crashing

[stripysox]

You do, but that knowledge is so overwhelming that your brain explodes.

I wish I could visit Colorado.

[Rayinne]

You visit Colorado, and have a great time! You even go mountain climbing and see an eagle! Then the eagle goes on your head, and you can't see the next hand hold, and fall to your doom.

I wish for a big explosion, nowhere near me.

[PointyHairedJedi]

A star goes nova on the other side of the galaxy, but by the time the light reaches earth you are long dead and so can't appreciate it anyway.

I wish my computer would behave itself.

[Chancellor Valium]

It does, but it also starts trying to mate with your dog.

I wish I wasn't stuck in a cave.........

[PointyHairedJedi]

You exit the cave, but a passerby mistakes you for Osama Bin Laden and the entire US armed services show up and proceed to give you a damn good thrashing.

I want to run away and join the circus.

It does, but it also starts trying to mate with your dog.

I have a dog?? :shock:

[Zeke]

Come on -- with so many personalities, what are the odds they're all human?

[Chancellor Valium]

Originally Posted by Zeke

Come on -- with so many personalities, what are the odds they're all human?

:shock: :?:

[NAHTMMM]

Zeke's talking to PHJ. Or possibly to PHJ or maybe PHJ. To whichever of PHJ's personalities it is that happens to be in "control" when he reads Zeke's message.