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Old 03-31-2005, 06:03 AM
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I want to run away and join the circus
The circus turns out to be under the control of the Gods of Ragnarok, and you are forced to juggle till you die

I wish that the following complication to my wish, about to be posited by a wish-complicator, should not affect me adversely in any way

(hmmm--wait, what?)
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Old 03-31-2005, 06:16 AM
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This doesn't affect you adversely in any way, 'cause you die before it can happen.


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Old 03-31-2005, 09:12 AM
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Come on -- with so many personalities, what are the odds they're all human?
What are the odds that any of us are human?
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Old 03-31-2005, 09:42 AM
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I wish my family wasn't so boring.
Your family becomes extremely interesting evangelists of the Church of Cooking and Mowing the Lawn Naked (Scientist).


I wish that there may never again be any more overblown Robin Williams performances in animated movies.
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What are the odds that any of us are human?
WESLEY
As soon as I realized it was a
trick question, there was only
one answer.


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Yes. There is only one set of odds
that any of us are human. One to one.
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Old 03-31-2005, 04:46 PM
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Ahhhh! You spoke it's name! I feel all... unclean now.

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Ahhhh! You spoke it's name! I feel all... unclean now.

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Hmmm........I think we have a weakness here :twisted:
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I wish that there may never again be any more overblown Robin Williams performances in animated movies.
You don't, because he falls madly in love with you, becomes your stalker and doesn't have any more time to make movies.

I wish my CD burner was working properly!
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Old 04-01-2005, 02:38 PM
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He is, and, just for good measure, he torches the rest of your stuff as well.

I wish there was no hard-plastic coverings on things, which are hellish to get off.
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Old 04-01-2005, 07:22 PM
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Everything you buy now is in a million pieces

I wish for it to stop raining today
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Old 04-02-2005, 12:10 AM
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It does. And then, inexplicably, the whole of America sinks as a result of the lack of rain today causing a truly inexplicable chain of events which leads to Lichtenstein being the dominant country in the world.

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You get force powers. Everyone gets force powers! Then, mass chaos erupts, leaving us digital beings to restore order through brutal dictatorship!

I wish I had stuff to do.
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You do. YOu have so much, you drown in it.

I wish that only I had force powers.
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You become the only one with force powers, then every Jedi in the universe kills you because you stole their Jedi powers

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You become Immortal, but everyone you love grows old and dies, then you become lonely and want to die, but you can't.

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Old 04-04-2005, 04:29 AM
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Peace happens, but because a dictator conquers the world and there isn't anyone else to fight with.


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You get future software, but it destroys your computer, and goes on the internet and destroys every computer in the world

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You manage to get one, but it steals your soul and runs away with your toaster, leaving you an empty husk of a human being, doomed to forever roam the world searching for the Toasted English Muffin of Happiness, which doesn't actually exist anyway.

I wish the voices in my head would leave me alone for five minutes.
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The do leave you alone, you can hear yourself think. Unfortunately you can't deal with your disturbing thoughts so you end up in a room with soft walls. Even more unfortunatly, they are a bit too soft. So soft and confortable. You fall alseap leaning against the wall and the attendent takes you for dead. Next thing you know you wake up buried in antarctica.

I wish Dangermouse was on TV right now. In fact, I wish there was anything good on TV right now.
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Old 04-04-2005, 11:03 PM
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