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Part 3 and a half!

Meanwhile

Mayweather: Where did everybody go? HEY! An apple pie!

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Hmmm....

*Ponders randomly jumping around and slicing things up with a make-shift lightsaber, against plotting with his new triumverate on the black isles, and sending stormtroopers to announce his presence. Settles on both, until he realizes everyone has been looking at him plotting on paper all along.* Ah, D'oh!
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Hmmm....

*Ponders randomly jumping around and slicing things up with a make-shift lightsaber, against plotting with his new triumverate on the black isles, and sending stormtroopers to announce his presence. Settles on both, until he realizes everyone has been looking at him plotting on paper all along.* Ah, D'oh!
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Part 4!

The Fivership of the Clone suddenly fell into a plot hole and ended up in a large rooms with many televisions in it


KillerGM: What the
Ginga: Crap was
Opium: that all
Seko and 'Seko': About?

Look; just go with it, okay?

TopHatMan: Where are we anyways?
John: It reminds me of the Matrix Re
e of pi: DO NOT SPEAK IT'S NAME!
Sa'ar: What's with you?
e of pi: Plot device
Sa'ar: Uh-huh, and what else does the author which to use in this story?

Don't make me smite you...

Sa'ar: Fair enough.
TopHatMan: I'd still like to know where we are
The Doctor: You are in... The Room
KillerGM: The Doctor? From Voyager?
Doc: Shhh! That's my secret identity. For in reality; I am... The Creator!
Ginga: The what now?
Creator: The Creator! You know, built the world you live in, developed the Fiver Kingdom, and also created Frogger and Pac Man.
Everyone: You made Pac Man?
Creator: I didn't create Dig-Dug, but I came up with the name, they wanted to call it; 'Ground Digging Guy' can you believe it?
Opium: Lame-o
Create: I concur. Anyways, I brought you here because your Quest... of DOOOM was getting boring, and I also wanted to really piss the nararator off.

You useless Son of a...


Creator: That's quite enough. Anyways, I am going to explain everything, to avoid an endless series of stories he had lined up. Also, I hate all of you except TopHatMan and John, which will be explained later... You!
'Seko': Me?
Creator: Yes, what is your name?
'Seko': Seko
Creator: Noooo that's Seko's name, what is YOUR name?
'Seko': The heck should I know?
Creator: And you wonder why I hate you. You obviousely aren't Seko, that's why there are quotation marks around your 'name'. Ergo you have a real name.
Seko: So he doesn't have to use mine?
Creator: Precisly. Ergo, Vis-a-vis, insubstancial, quotational... You know what? I have no idea what I'm talking about, I just thought it'd make me sound cool
KillerGM: No problem, now could you tell us why we're here?
Creator: I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!
KillerGM: Woah
Creator: John, TopHatMan, I'm sorry, I don't normally use my big voice.
John: Don't worry about it.
Creator: Anyways, 'Seko', you have a real name, because what kind of mother gives their twins the same names?
Seko and 'Seko': We're twins?
KillerGM: Well DUH!
Ginga: Have you been hiding something from us?
KillerGM: Yeah, I used to own the cat that gave birth to them!
Ginga: Was she cool?
KillerGM: Yep
Ginga: fun?
KillerGM: Yep
Ginga: kick-ass?
KillerGM: Yep
Ginga: what happened to her?
KillerGM: Hit by a cement truck 2 years ago
Seko and 'Seko': AHHH!
KillerGM: Just kidding
Seko and 'Seko': Whew!
KillerGM: She's still dead, however
Creator: ENOUGH! Back to what I was TRYING to tell you; Seko and 'Seko'; the door on the left leads you on a final quest to stop Mayweather and his army of Clones and Apple Pie, and no, you can't bring the others with you. The rest of you low-lifes; the door to the right will lead you back to the Fiver Kingdomm except for John and TopHatMan, who will go through the door behind me, and become the Two. The Two who will save this world from certan peril. That little door behind you people was for my dog to go out and piddle, but it's been temporally suspended for reasons I'd rather not discuss.
Everybody: Okay.

And so, the Fivership of the Clone finished their Quest... of DOOOM, and went through their respective doors.


TO BE CONCLUDED!

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'Woah".

So when does Agent Smith make his many appearances? :P
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DO NOT MAKE REFERANCE TO THAT MOVIE!
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Who next?

Is that the Worthy Thane Of R-- Oh, wait - it's a tree. Sorry, everyone.
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Part 5!

Seko: HOLY CRAP!
'Seko': What the crap?
Mayweather: MWAHAHAHAHA! I have finally succeeded in my ultimate plot of DOOOM! Never again will I be ignored! I will RULE THE WORLD! Everything will focus on ME!
Kenny: Don't you mean -
Mayweather: And there will be know Wii jokes! SMITE!
Kenny: GAK!
Seko: This is messed
'Seko': We need to stop him, and find out the truth to what is going on!

When all of a sudden...


Batman: I'll save you!
Superman: No, I will!
The Flash: I will!
Wonder Woman: I will!

KillerGM: Who let these people in? I asked for MARVEL characters

... Let's try that again.

When all of a sudden...


Spiderman: I'll save you!
Mr. Fantastic: I'll help!
Professor X: So will I
Hulk: HULK SMASH!

Much better

Seko: Yay! We can get through now!
'Seko': Hurry, they aren't holding out for very long, not with batman dropping his gadgets on them

So and brothers SigKitty... Hey! That has a nice ring to it... The Brothers SigKitty... anyways, they make their way past Mayweather

Seko and 'Seko': Hurrah!
Seko: Now what's going on?
'Seko': and where are we?
???: You are in our collective mind!

Three figures step forwards

Seko: Who are you
'Seko': And why do you look familiar?
???: It is because we are part of the Fiver Kingdom, and so, we should look similar to our true selves
???: You are here because you must know the truth, and why you were brought here
???: You have been kept in the dark long enough, you shall learn everything
Seko: They why can't we see you?
???: Plot device
'Seko': Wait a second... KillerGodMan?
???: Close, true, KillerGodMan is my Fiver Kingdom counterpart, but here we are different. I am Master Kyle
???: Christine-Sama
???: Just call me Princess Opium
Master Kyle: We brought you here because we need you
Christine-Sama: The Fiver Kingdom is in trouble
Princess Opium: And only you can save it
Seko: What's the problem?
Master Kyle: 47 Sigkittian (about 4 human) years ago, the Fiver Kingdom was hacked
Princess Opium: The destruction was terrible
Christine-Sama: It destroyed Topic Title, and a number of other games
Master Kyle: But that wasn't the worst of it. 2 years later, it came back, in the form of a soonian plague.
Princess Opium: It was called the Hotlink of Doom
Christine-Sama: When it struck, it created a number of lurkers, some who are still unable to log-in today. The collection of lurkers started the Logoutitis Epidemic.
Master Kyle: It was at this time that we decided we must choose protectors to save the Kingdom
Christine-Sama: We choose you two
Princess Opium: But you were too weak to do anything divided, so we combined you together and called you SigKitty. Christine-Sama took watch over you, and slowly trained you.
Master Kyle: However, when The Hacker returned, we lost control of our actions in the Kingdom, and you ended up kidnapped.
Princess Opium: We couldn't do anything but watch
Christine-Sama: When we saw your success, we decided to give you one last test, and we created another kidnapping, and then name you to begin the separation
Princess Opium: Once you were named, I sent Karl to kidnap you; but something went wrong
Master Kyle: Clones of you were created, hundreds of thousands of them, we couldn't control them, and Mayweather took advantage of it
Christine-Sama: Now he has an army of you
Seko: But wouldn't we have been able to tell we were brothers?
Master Kyle: That's the problem, you should have, but the clones messed everything up. So we set you upon an adventure to meet with the creator, and get him to send you here

The Masters: So, do you now know? You are meant to protect the Kingdom from the Clones and the Hacker
Master Kyle: Start with those just near us
Princess Opium: Finish with those far away
Christine-Sama: One last thing... you
'Seko': Yes?
Master Kyle: Your name, it is Meku
Seko: Now we can use powerful techniques!
Meku: Because I know who I am!

So, the two sigkittys went out to face the clones

Seko: SEKO!
Meku: MEKU!
Both: Super Twin SigKitty Explosion attack!

And all the clones that were there died, and the kitties went home

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You only finished because mine was getting funnier.... :lol:

A real crazy guy's quest of doom never ends!

(Yours was funny, but alas, short.)
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At last, it all makes sense! Unlike a certain film that for some reason you didn't want to reference, even though there were a number of rather pronounced similarities. :P
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Hmmm. I may have to go back and figure out what this thread is about now. I guess that means my essays will have to wait, but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
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Seko approves on having a twin who FINALLY has a different name. :lol:
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Meku is glad that his twin brother agrees

<_< >_> WE SHALL RULE ALL!
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