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Old 09-06-2004, 07:05 PM
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Well, I've added a lot of cool new functions to the IrcAssistant, enough even to call it version 2.0. All the functions will be finished by next saturday.

...and with all these new (pie!) functions...
Mmmmmmmmm... Pie...
...it really should have a cool 5mvishtic name.

So, naturally, I am accepting any and all (well, almost all) suggestions for a new 5mvishtic name for the IrcAssistant v2.0!

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Dunno, maybe something involving "Majel"?

Whatever you decide on, it ought to at least vaguely imply a bot...
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Majelbot?

Is there a way make the assistant say Mmmmmm.... pie anytime some types the word pie? 8-}

Have you posted any of the logs yet?
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Old 09-06-2004, 11:22 PM
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Is there a way make the assistant say Mmmmmm.... pie anytime some types the word pie? 8-}
That's exactly what I did, come to the IRC, I'm testing it out right now!

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Have you posted any of the logs yet?
See the Saturday IRC thread, and no. They'll be up soon.
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Old 09-07-2004, 09:26 PM
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There are so many choices... Colussus, Shirka, M5, MCP ( ), Multivac, Zen, Llandru, Mike, COS...

HAL, even. ( )
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How about Zuke? :twisted:

Now that would be a riot. Since we have already established the IRC Assistant is devilishly evil (it laughs at chatters randomly). And it has seized the Operator powers, foiling the Evil Dutch Woman to snatch them! :mrgreen:
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ARGH! :evil:

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She was asking me about the lionsanctuary server before. She's up to something, I'm telling you...
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Heh. That's just because I forgot and I want to be able to get on IRC here, too. :roll:
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Heh. That's just because I forgot and I want to be able to get on IRC here, too. :roll:
If you ever want to know, just look at my signature!

But, we might be moving to another server, so don't get too set on lionsactuary.
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WHAT!? Another server? A FOURTH one? Why, dammit, why? I don`t see anything wrong with Lionsanctuary, really!
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Geez. First, I know *where* it is. I just don't know how to easily get there. Second, WHAT?! Why are we moving this time? :shock: :?
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Seriously? We gotta move again? But I forgot the 1st time...*grumbles* If cat hadn't thwapped me I would never have remembered.
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WHAT!? Another server? A FOURTH one? Why, dammit, why? I don`t see anything wrong with Lionsanctuary, really!
We don't have a problem with them, they just have a problem with us. Specifically, they have a problem with the IrcAssistant, they won't allow it for some reason.

Also, keep your pants on, I said we might move, I'm not 100% percent sure whether we will or won't.
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I've talked with Zeke, and the saturday chat IS at irc.lionsanctuary.net.

So you CAN keep your pants on.

Unfortuantely, the IrcAssistant won't be there, but I still think I can log it.
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Crap, there goes my whole bit...
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How about a function where everytime the word "when" comes up, IRCAssisstant says "soon"?
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:roll: Good idea :wink:
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Heh.

But why won't they allow it? I mean, they allowed it before.. Right? :roll:
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