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Old 12-21-2004, 11:05 AM
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80s-style Rambo-esque montage of Gatac strapping various equipment and weapons to his body. Close with Gatac using camo paint to draw a big black 5 on his face.

That's it. I'm going in.

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Old 12-21-2004, 02:45 PM
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80s-style Rambo-esque montage of Gatac strapping various equipment and weapons to his body. Close with Gatac using camo paint to draw a big black 5 on his face.

That's it. I'm going in.

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Old 12-21-2004, 06:55 PM
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Hey, what if they are all in the mirror universe?
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Old 12-21-2004, 09:00 PM
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Hey, what if they are all in the mirror universe?
Then I'm already there!

*pulls out ProtoBuster and Shield*

And well-armed. The armor's not so much for rescuing the cat as not getting scratched up when I bring it out.
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Old 12-21-2004, 09:13 PM
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Hey, what if they are all in the mirror universe?
Then I'm already there!
I am to, I am everywhere!
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Old 12-21-2004, 11:41 PM
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Ah, if only Private Eye could be presuaded to include that in their Neophiliacs column...
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Old 12-22-2004, 12:06 AM
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Oh, my, more updates are coming...soo...I mean, within 24 hours :wink:
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Old 12-23-2004, 09:31 AM
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Chapter 6: Camp Banana Cupcake

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Ooo…look…something shiny! *falls down drunk*
Opium: Hmm…let’s see where my shopping-stressed mind takes me today…


KGM: (enters hallway) HA! You are not free! None of you are! Nah nah nah nah!
Seko: Meow?
KGM: That’s right, in fact, Mayweather’s prison where he has been keeping you inside Jake’s basement suite is in fact my within the walls of my federal penitentiary!
PHJ: What?
Mj: (also enters hallway) That’s right! You are within the same wall as Martha Stewart.
John: But isn’t Martha Stewart in Camp Cupcake down in the USA?
KGM: That’s what they WANT everyone to think. But really, she is here, in Canada at my penitentiary: Camp Banana Pie!
PHJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sa’ar Chasm: BTW, I am the federal minister personally responsible for all of this, as I am, in fact, as nuts as all of you. However, why don’t we get out of this crowed hallway, and into the cafeteria. But don’t talk to Martha-she’s cooking up a storm in the kitchen!
*everyone goes to the cafeteria, but on the way, they see a guy huddled on floor, rocking back and forth*
Zeke: They always want it soon…so so soon…I have a life…other commitments…isn’t “soon” within a week soon enough? Soon…soon…goon…Hired goons? Balloons?
Sa’ar Chasm: Just let him rest. He needs to recover from busy times.
*everyone but Zeke arrives in the cafeteria*
TopHatMan: Does anyone realize Opium is not here?
Opium: *pops head through door* I don’t want to be a Mary-Sue.*pops head out again*
Jake: So…I am not the typewriter?
Sa’ar Chasm: Obviously. Well, we are going to be here a while…anyone want to play TopTenList? Question Answer? How about a one-by-one story?
*various mumbles as they all go into group*

Opium: Hey, Captain…*pokes him with pen* Are you okay? Need some water?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: *mumbling* Yo ho yo ho a ballerina’s life for me.
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Old 12-23-2004, 02:41 PM
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What happened to meeee....
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Old 12-23-2004, 08:58 PM
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You are still there...there are plans. PLANS, I tell you!
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Old 12-24-2004, 02:46 AM
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Where am I?

I'm guessing this isn't in the mirror universe, then.

Um...how do I get back?
(Stupid broken teleporter)

Help!
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Old 12-24-2004, 02:48 AM
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Heh, never rely on teleporters, transporteer, ect. Always use a convienient, uber cool looking fighter. *Points to his avenger series fighter.*
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Old 12-24-2004, 02:51 AM
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Yeah, but it's all I have. Besides, robots are self-repairing, so...

Aha!
*whacks teleporter, located in shield*
*whrrrrrrrr....*

Oh great, I just remembered...this thing is set to random and I can't reset it without a WingPart, a JetPart, a BoardPart, and a FixPart! Great, I'm going to get lost in the multiverse!

*whrrrrrrr---*
*WOOSH!*
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Old 12-24-2004, 02:56 AM
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This song seriously needs to be in there.

Maybe as a weapon of mass destruction or an IQ-dropper. :twisted:
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Old 12-24-2004, 03:58 PM
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Banana Pie............................................... mmm pie...............
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Old 12-24-2004, 07:23 PM
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Ow....where am I? I hope I'm in Electopia or somewhere cool.

Zero: Hi.
Ciel: Hi


*twitch*
Activate teleporter.
*whrrrrr--*
*WOOSH!*


Zero: Was it something I said?
Ciel: You know, maybe we should tell Roll...that looked a lot like that Proto Man guy...
Roll: (from another room) Didn't do it!
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Old 12-25-2004, 05:49 AM
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An ethereal being watches a foolish robot blip into the Q continuum, then just as quickly blip right back out. Tracing this event back to its source, it discovers - the cat.

This situation does not require interference. Careful observation is warranted, however.
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Old 12-25-2004, 05:51 AM
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Tracing this event back to its source, it discovers - the cat.

This situation does not require interference. Careful observation is warranted, however.
Warning: stand clear of collapsing waveform.
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Old 12-25-2004, 08:42 PM
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Oooh, my head. No more subspace continuums for me.

Let's see...where am I...

Huh?

_____________
| |
|'N1 Grand Prix'|
| National |
| Netbattle |
| Competition! |
|____________|

Score!
Wait....Seko won't be here.
I know, I'll just ask that Cyber-dog virus that looks suspiciously like Rush.
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Old 12-31-2004, 08:17 AM
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Chapter 8: Chilli, Cheese, and Pie!

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Oy i! I’m back again, eh?
Opium: *nods*
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: And?
Opium: *winks*


richardson: Hey all!
Sa’ar Chasm: What the? What are you doing here?
richardson: I can’t remember.
KGM: Food is served! Chilli, cheese sticks and pie.
PHJ: May I have a spoon?
NeoMatrix: There is no spooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon.
Sa’ar Chasm: How did you get here?
NeoMatrix: I don’t know, but chilli, cheese sticks, and pie sounds good.
Zeke: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOO
Yram Eus Smith: Hello, I am Yram Eus Smith, and I am here to save you all from Martha Stewart’s reign of terror.
Jake: What reign of terror? She’s making us chilli, cheese sticks, and pie!
Zeke: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
TopHatMan: Zeke, are you ill? You keep yelling NOOOOOO! Did someone hurt you? Do you want some chilli, cheese, or pie?
Zeke: THERE ARE NO SPOONS!
PHJ: What?
Zeke: PORTHOS IS IN THE CHILLI!

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: That’s it?
Opium: Yah, it’s a cliffhanger.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Oh no it’s not!
Opium: Oh yes it is!
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Oh no it’s not!
Opium: Oh yet it is!
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