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Old 04-16-2003, 12:49 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I had this e-mailed to me from a friend - so I went out and found a site it was on so I could share it with y'all. It's quite funny.

If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation...

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I laughed because it is funny.[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]On a related note...

Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash

Say these out loud too. It makes them funnier, I think.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I've seen that one before -- very nicely done. I have an especial fondness for this part:
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Worf: The saboteur is in the brig.
He's very strong and very big.
I had my phaser set on stun --
A zzzip! A zzzap! Another one!
He would not budge, he would not fall,
He would not stun, no, not at all!
He changed into a stranger form
All soft and purple, round and warm.
Picard: Did you see this, Mr. Worf?
Did you see this creature morph?
Worf: I did and then I beat him fairly.
Hit him on the jaw -- quite squarely.
[/quoteost_uid0]I encourage that kind of thinking, by Klingons, or anyone else. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]heehee you got to like anything that sounds like Dr Seuss i laughed :lol: i cried :crying: i rhymed[/colorost_uid0]
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