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Old 08-08-2005, 03:02 AM
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Q: Why won't my cough go away?


A: It's all in your head, and the Stock Market.
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Old 08-08-2005, 09:54 PM
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A: Oops
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Old 08-09-2005, 01:04 AM
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A: Notify me.
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Old 08-09-2005, 01:09 AM
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Q: What should I do when the aliens land?


A: Croisants are always good.
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Old 08-09-2005, 05:58 AM
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Q: What pastery should I hurl at the French?

A: IT'S NAKED TIME!!!!!!!
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Old 08-09-2005, 06:48 AM
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Q: What did the French say when you hurled food at them?


A: The movie claims to be about sexy bodies and passionate sex, but really it's about the lives of socio-economically rich, yet emotionally poor, Southern Californian residents.
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Old 08-09-2005, 04:05 PM
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Q: so... what's the Dukes of Hazzard about?

A: FREAKING HYPOCRITS!
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Old 08-11-2005, 12:26 AM
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Q: What do you call a movie producer?


A: It's really sad, except for the funny parts.
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Old 08-11-2005, 03:51 AM
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Q: So... how was Funny Tragdy?

A: I don't think I like this id-GAK!
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Old 08-12-2005, 08:28 AM
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Q: Will you ask him to please turn down that horrible Shatner-Nemoy-Spears song?


A: It's a go.
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Old 08-12-2005, 05:18 PM
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Q: The secret plan of DOOOM!?

A: It's a GHOST SHIP! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
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Old 08-12-2005, 08:42 PM
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Q: What was Mario saying as he jumped down the pipe?

A: Pipe dreams
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Old 08-12-2005, 10:27 PM
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Q: What do plumbers dream about at night?

A: OW! MY ASS!!!
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Old 08-12-2005, 11:59 PM
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Q: What the?

A: Didn't do it, and you can't prove I did!
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Old 08-13-2005, 12:30 AM
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Q: Did you just shoot me in the ass?!

A: There were llamas, llamas I tell you, flying pink llamas of DOOOOOM!!!
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Old 08-13-2005, 02:32 AM
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A: It was great until the stars showed up.
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Old 08-13-2005, 03:58 AM
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A: That's what you get for reviving a dead running gag!
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Old 08-13-2005, 07:56 AM
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A: Tacos are not your problem, Bill.
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Old 08-13-2005, 12:17 PM
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A: It's all in the question.
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Old 08-13-2005, 12:54 PM
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A: If that were true, it wouldn't be. So I don't think it is.
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