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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What's the most unlikely thing that has ever caused a starship to be destroyed?

[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Brockian Ultra-cricket.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's the latest travesty from FoxTV?

A: Three beers and a shovel.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What must Austrailian Boy Scouts carry with them at all times?

[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Replicated coffee.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you get when you cross a tired Janeway with a dead Vorta?

A: St. Patrick's Day.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. For what event does Neelix dress up as Santa Claus?

A. Portland, Oregon.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What was the original name of the [iost_uid0]Enterprise[/iost_uid0] pilot before they decided to relocate the events of the episode?

A. Revenge of the Smurfs.
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On an aside note, NAHTMMM is now the proud owner of a brand new, bright, shiny new nebula, conveniantly a mere 20 light years from the nearest star system, and a perfect refuge for damaged spacecraft seeking to elude pursuit![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What was the strangest named episode of [iost_uid0]Babylon 5[/iost_uid0] called?

[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Only when it rains on Tuesdays.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Does Chakotay ever skip his weekly shot of fertilizer?

A. "The cat's meow".




[quoteost_uid0="Standback"]On an aside note, NAHTMMM is now the proud owner of a brand new, bright, shiny new nebula, conveniantly a mere 20 light years from the nearest star system, and a perfect refuge for damaged spacecraft seeking to elude pursuit![/quoteost_uid0]
Ya-[iost_uid0]hooo[/iost_uid0]! :smile: (Looks at deed) The Sunflower Nebula, eh? Sounds good to me. As long as it isn't a 6-letter 'M' word... [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What were Redshirt #47's last words.

A. My hovercraft is full of eels.

Gah, now you people have me doing it. 47 was just the first number I pulled out of my head. Usually I get 103.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Yeah, well, they've turned scummy traitor and gone with that worthless newer music and... :madder: :madder: ...ahem, sorry.

Q. As what did DS9's Babelfish UT translate the Ygorrian's statement "My ship smells fishy"?

A. A wicker basket.[/colorost_uid0]
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A. Tubular luggage.[/colorost_uid0]
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A. A golf ball.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What object moves with parabolic trajectory and is often responsible for destroying sickbay when Joe is bored?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] A Klingon-Vulcan hybrid.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What ethnic group comprises at least 30% of Starbase 1's population?

Wait, that's too obscure.

Q: What, according to Ambassador Soval, would make Baby Surak cry?

A: Wedgie setting.

(Do you know how hard it is to explain the concept of a wedgie to a Mexicana who is just learning English? Hehe.)[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What do you get when you cross a ridge with two points?

Curse you, Nan! *g* Now I have to go and think of another one. I'm too slow on the draw.

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[quoteost_uid0="Nan"]Q: What ethnic group comprises at least 30% of Starbase 1's population?[/quoteost_uid0]

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A. Linoleum.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Michiel"][bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] A golf ball

[bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What object moves with parabolic trajectory and is often responsible for destroying sickbay when Joe is bored?[/quoteost_uid0]
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