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Yes 1 5.56%
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Only if I get money from her will 7 38.89%
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Old 09-28-2005, 10:39 AM
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Its a simple enough poll - do you want Opium crushed or not crushed, and why?

I'm casting my vote on the 'not crushed' side, 'cause she amuses me.
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Old 09-28-2005, 11:01 AM
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I'd have to say no as well. I'm only for general crushing, killing and destroying - when you start naming specific individuals then you lose the entire spirit of the enterprise.
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Only if you can forge the will to get me a substancial portion of her money.

Sorry, opium, I'm broke at the moment.
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I vote yes. How are you supposed to inhale it if it's not crushed?
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I would vote NO
I want to meet you in the chat someday SOON :twisted:

really I want to
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As Chief Whip (and Chief Wooden Spoon :P) of Morphine, I vote "no". After all, we are the Party for Not Crushing Opium!
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Hulk not crush, Hulk smash!

Besides, poppy extract tends to be kinda oily and doesn't crush all that well.
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Old 09-28-2005, 06:35 PM
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I voted "Only if I get money from her will" because, obviously, I wouldn't get money from my own will, so I wouldn't crush myself.

Lemonpoppyseed muffins, anyone? :twisted:
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I voted for only if I get money from her will.

What? I'm moving out, k? I need all the money I can get :wink:
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I...

Obviously missed something.
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^ You and me both.

Maybe we were to busy enjoying the signs Seko and "Seko" have....
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Oh, I also voted No
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I voted no, after all, this setup is all a part of my master plan for world domination!


MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... AHA ... HA .. H .. A... okay,
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....Also only if I get money in the will. Hey, I'm a high school student and a future arts major. I'll need it.
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...hm. I was expecting weaker performances from 'yes' and 'only if I get money in her will'... still, good to see so many greedy people out there

I'd probably have been an 'only if...' had I not been a member of the Party for Not Crushing Opium...
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Aww, guys, thanks for all the love :?
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You're aware that all the "yes" votes were meant humourously, right? Nobody wants you crushed.
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You're aware that all the "yes" votes were meant humourously, right? Nobody wants you crushed.
And Zeke should know, as he's the only person who voted yes
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You're aware that all the "yes" votes were meant humourously, right? Nobody wants you crushed.
You mean it wasn't serious? No one wants to crush me? But I've already spent over $4700 getting new locks installed on all my doors and windows, and I've reinforced all the walls of the house, not to mention the $30,000 I spent on a Lincoln Navigator so I could be tallest car on the road!

You're saying all this was for nothing?

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Well, actually, if it means getting the money from the will, somethign might 'accidentally' happen.

But, I'd not do that unless given the ultimate chance of not getting away with it.

See, I've been joking with you...... :lol:

I love playing headgames....
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