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Old 06-01-2012, 03:26 AM
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http://www.actsofgord.com/Chronicles/chapter36.php

Summary:
A father wants to rent a video game for his son. It must have:

1. No violence.
2. In fact, no conflict. You can't damage another character.
3. You can't even instakill monsters with no visible gore.
4. Your character can't die in any circumstances.
5. No racing or competition of any kind.

PNQ1: Is there a console game besides Tetris that meets these criteria?
PNQ2: With moral standards like this, why does this father let his son have a console at all?
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