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[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I thought of Ahab too, Let`s say...

9. Melville, the author of Moby Dick, haunts Picard for serious copyright infringement,

8. Sargon the Great of Akkad (24th Century, but Before Christ ) haunts Kirk for abusing his name in "Return to Tomorrow", but compliments the great music in the episode, though.

7. Katharine Hepburn haunts Kathryn Janeway, for obvious reasons ("Greetings, I`m Captain Katharine Hepburn of the Federation Starship Voyager." - the Vidiians are still rather confused)

6. Stalin haunts the Borg Queen, wants to arrange a date.


I apologize for the lack of humour, it`s 2 AM... and for some strange reasons, I am tired... [/colorost_uid0]

[Alexia]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]5: Shakespeare, also haunts Picard for overkill

4: The captain of the Titanic, haunts Janeway in 'Timeless' for taking the "crashing into an iceberg" thing WAY too far

3: Sigmund freud haunts Dax for rationalising Multiple Personality Disorder

2: Nigella Lawson haunts Neelix for stealing her recipes (someone would have to kill her first though *fetches shotgun*)

1: Jesus haunts the Q, for being copy cats

Next, top 10 snacks for 5MV forum goers [/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

10. Alexia: Coffee!

[Nic Corelli]

Originally Posted by Alexia

5: Shakespeare, also haunts Picard for overkill

4: The captain of the Titanic, haunts Janeway in 'Timeless' for taking the "crashing into an iceberg" thing WAY too far

3: Sigmund freud haunts Dax for rationalising Multiple Personality Disorder

2: Nigella Lawson haunts Neelix for stealing her recipes (someone would have to kill her first though *fetches shotgun*)

1: Jesus haunts the Q, for being copy cats

Next, top 10 snacks for 5MV forum goers

BWAHAHAHAHA! Hysterical! :twisted:

[taya17]

9. 17: Delen-- erm, I mean PHJ's thumbs and fingers, yum!
8. Cat: Kitty treats, what else?
7. Nits: Korean chocolates
6. Opium: Coke!
5. Sa'ar: Sevente-- eh, rocks. What else would you feed a yawning Chasm?

[Opium]

Originally Posted by taya17

9. 17: Delen-- erm, I mean PHJ's thumbs and fingers, yum!
8. Cat: Kitty treats, what else?
7. Nits: Korean chocolates
6. Opium: Coke!
5. Sa'ar: Sevente-- eh, rocks. What else would you feed a yawning Chasm?

As usual, so dirty!

4. Zeke: Chilli cheese pudding pizza with icecream topping!

[taya17]

Originally Posted by Opium

As usual, so dirty!

Dirty? What dya mean, DIRTY? :evil: :twisted: :evil:

[Alexia]

dirt·y ( P ) Pronunciation Key (dûrt)
adj. dirt·i·er, dirt·i·est

1. Soiled, as with dirt; unclean.
2. Spreading dirt; polluting: The air near the foundry was always dirty.
2. Apt to soil with dirt or grime: a dirty job at the garage.
4. Contaminated with bacteria or other infectious microorganisms.
5. Squalid or filthy; run-down: dirty slums.
6. Obscene or indecent: dirty movies; a dirty joke.
7. Malicious or scandalous: a dirty lie.
8. Producing a very great amount of long-lived radioactive fallout. Used of nuclear weapons.

I'm thinking she meant 8... :wink:

[taya17]

*looks at glowing 5 mile long space station* You're probably right, you know! :twisted:

[Alexia]

*Dodges space station*

4. NAHTMMM, Not another huge tomato making much mold..., something else!

3. MmeBlueberry, a blueberry muffin

2. Neomatrix, that gloopy stuff that may or may not taste of chicken

1. Kira, Parfait. Everybody likes parfait (apparently!)

Next, Top Ten reasons why hanging out at the 5MV forums is better than doing any work

[Hotaru]

Top Ten reasons why hanging out at the 5MV forums is better than doing any work

10. Money is overrated, laughter is the true currency of the world.

9. People on star trek just poke buttons all day long, we're practicing.

8. :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P ops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: , when was the last time you did that at work?

7. At work I hang out with people from work, here I hang out with people from Croatia.

6. When I shoot John at work, he DOESN'T come back.

5. The guy at work who wears a top hat is kinda creepy.

uhm, I've run out of ideas, someone else take over.

[NAHTMMM]

from memory



Top 10 snacks for 5MV forum goers


10. (dumb)

9. Those Hershey's Kisses with strawberry or orange or whatever in them (taya17) (no, I don't know where you can get them )

8. Gummi TopHatMans (Opium, NeoMatrix)

7. Pure sugar (everyone)

[Opium]

Top Ten reasons why hanging out at the 5MV forums is better than doing any work
(keep in mind I work in theatre...)

4. When the man who wears the top hat is wandering around, you have to grab him, give him the hat, and watch that he doesn't break it.

3. Avatars, unlike costumes, do not need washing, and people don't sweat in them, making them smelly.

2. When you laugh at random things, no one yells that you might be heard on stage.

1. Oh, wait, no, there are wierd, non-normal, cool people here and theatre... :P

Top Ten Ways John would mess up any Trek series.

[Alexia]

10. John would mess up TOS, as he would compeletly alleviate the need for red shirts!

Opium, you work in the theatre? Cool. What do you do?

[taya17]

9. He would regularly nuke the Alien of the Week.
8. He would totally mess up TNG and Voyager by introducing the concept of a Story Arc into the two series.

*Is brain dead. Cannot think of more.*

[Opium]

Well, mostly I do props and ASM, but in the university theatre program I'm in, I've mostly done costumes, and some acting, cus it's fun! Unfortunetly, I need to look for a normal part-time job right now :? I spent all summer so far volunteering...good for portfolio, bad for pocketbook!

[Nic Corelli]

Originally Posted by Hotaru

Top Ten reasons why hanging out at the 5MV forums is better than doing any work

10. Money is overrated, laughter is the true currency of the world.

9. People on star trek just poke buttons all day long, we're practicing.

8. :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P ops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: , when was the last time you did that at work?

7. At work I hang out with people from work, here I hang out with people from Croatia.

6. When I shoot John at work, he DOESN'T come back.

5. The guy at work who wears a top hat is kinda creepy.

uhm, I've run out of ideas, someone else take over.

AAAAAAH! HILARIOUS! I mean it!

>>#7<< Why thank you, :lol:

[taya17]

Originally Posted by Opium

I spent all summer so far volunteering...good for portfolio, bad for pocketbook!

And she accuses me of insanity for working for free during summer... *tsk* :wink:

[NeoMatrix]

7. The tribbles will abandon ship when they see John

6. John's untimely deaths don't occur when a consol explodes

5. The Borg are afraid of John, so they stay away from any ship with him on it

4. T'Pol falls in love with John instead of Trip. They get married and live happily ever after.

3. "Captain, we are out of Torpedos!" "That's no problem, we have an infinite supply of Johnpedos."

2. After Q discovers that John cannot be killed, he doesn't know whether to accept him into the continum or run far away.

1. Well, the chili won't ever be the same

Top Ten Ways TopHatMan would mess up any Trek series

[Vedra]

Top Ten Weirdest 'Ships Ever Mentioned

10. Icheb/Naomi (I said Icheb/Mezoti,but Zeke had to one-up me!)

9. "Fury" Kes/Warp core (It'll never last...)

8. Chakotay/Rocking Chair

7. Trance/Tyr (rofl,the absurditude of that astounds me.)