Five-Minute "Q Who?"
by Marc Richard
by Marc Richard
La Forge: Why are you so polite to our replicators?|
Gomez: I called one of these things an overgrown toaster once and it never forgave me.
Gomez: I'm so glad to have this chance to serve....
Q: Let me take care of that soaked uniform, Jean-Luc.
Picard: Why did you send this shuttle to the other side of the galaxy?
Guinan: (over the comm) Bridge, I'm sensing something odd in Ten-Forward.
Riker: The Captain has mysteriously disappeared from the ship.
Q: I came here to serve you.
Q: I'm going to teach you arrogant humans a lesson!
Data: We are near system J-25.
Data: The approaching cubical ship has no bridge, no engine room and no crew.
Picard: What did the cybernetic intruder do when he arrived?
Picard: Lieutenant Worf, apprehend the intruder!
Guinan: The Borg always attack in force, never individually.
Borg Ship: (over the comm) We're Borg. Get assimilated. Resistance sucks.
Troi: We're dealing with a collective mind here.
Q: The Borg want two things from you. One is your technology.
Picard: (over the comm) Describe the inside of the Borg ship.
Picard: Q, we need you!
Guinan: Because of Q, the Borg now know of your existence.
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DISCLAIMER: A lot of stuff in here is copyrighted by Paramount Pictures. My intent isn't to infringe on that; I and those like me are just having a little fun in the universe Gene Roddenberry created. I don't think he'd mind.
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