Five-Minute "The Game"
Etana: Want to try my mind-controlling game of evil?|
Riker: Um... that doesn't sound like fun.
Etana: I wasn't giving you a choice. I was just being polite.
Picard: I've got good news and bad news. Wesley Crusher is coming for a visit.
La Forge: Commander, I'm sure you know Ensign Lefler here. Her work is outstanding.
Wesley: Where's my welcome home party? Isn't everyone glad to see me?
Wesley: This is going to be such a nice relaxing vacation.
Wesley: One of the cadets tried playing practical jokes on me, but I got him back good.
Wesley: That's odd... how come I can't get the computer to work?
Crusher: (over the comm) Data, can you come to Sickbay?
Lefler: Want to spend the rest of our date analyzing that game everyone seems to be addicted to?
Lefler: Looks like this game is some kind of mind-control device.
Wesley: Captain, I think the crew is under the influence of an addictive mind-controlling game.
Wesley: I can't get Data reactivated.
Picard: Only Wesley stands in the way of our evil conspiracy. There's no way this can fail.
Wesley: How's that whole "foil the conspiracy" thing coming, Robin?
Riker: There are over a thousand people on this ship. He's just a kid. How can he avoid us so easily?
Picard: We've got you now, Wesley.
Wesley: Ha! Wesley Crusher saves the day again!
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