Five-Minute "The Naked Now"
by Marc Richard
by Marc Richard
Tsiolkovsky Crewman: (over the comm) Yippee! Company's coming! Let's tidy up the place!|
Tsiolkovsky Crewman: Gasp!
Riker: Boy, when they vacuum the carpets on that ship, they don't fool around.
Yar: (over the comm) The Tsiolkovsky engineers have all been turned into ice cubes.
Crusher: You've been acting strangely since you came back aboard.
Riker: Search the computer for files about people taking showers naked.
La Forge: You built a voice imitator and a portable forcefield generator?
La Forge: (sobbing) Oh, Tasha! I wish I could be Chief Engineer!
Riker: Captain, we've found what's causing the trouble.
Yar: Your hairstyles always look so nice, Deanna.
Wesley: (over the comm) Hi Captain! I've taken over Engineering!
Yar: You're familiar with the concept of sex, aren't you?
Worf: Captain, there are reports of hanky-panky all over the ship.
Picard: Doctor, modern Starfleet uniforms aren't supposed to have zippers.
Worf: Sir, the exploding star has just thrown a big rock at us!
MacDougal: I'd need two hours to replace all those isolinear chips!
Wesley: Wow, look at Data handle those chips!
MacDougal: It would take a sober Starfleet engineer weeks to lay out the new circuits we need!
La Forge: Hey, my head's clearing! What was in that hypo, Doc?
Yar: Data, don't ever mention what happened between us!
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