Five-Minute Stargate SG-1: "Crystal Skull"
by Nate the Great
CARTER: The MALP is in one big honkin' pyramid.
TEAL'C: Indeed.
DANIEL: Look at that crystal skull on the pedestal. It's just like the one Grandpappy Nick found.
CARTER: And the pyramid is slowing down technobabbles.
O'NEILL: Anything that can slow down technobabble is good. Let's go!
DANIEL: That skull is glowing.(energy surrounds him) Weird.
TEAL'C: I shot it. Where's Daniel?
CARTER: There's technobabble radiation. We have to go!
DANIEL: Uh, guys? Whoa, Carter went right through me! What a rush!
HAMMOND: Where's Daniel?
O'NEILL: He went poof.
TEAL'C: Perhaps the skull is responsible.
HAMMOND: Go get it.
DANIEL: Teal'c? Can't you see me? Oh, sure just take the skull and
vamoose. Hey, wait for me!
HAMMOND: Find out how it works.
ROTHMAN: It's just a crystal skull.
HAMMOND: Humor me.
ROTHMAN: Sorry, I'm duller than Daniel.
TEAL'C: Perhaps we should ask Grandpappy Nick.
FRAISER: He's in the looney bin.
DANIEL: Oh, I forgot to mention he's nuts.
NICK: He thought I was nuts and I thought he was nuts. I guess both of us are nuts.
O'NEILL: That may be true, but we still want you to tell us what you know about the crystal skull.
NICK: It sent me to a weird temple with giant aliens. I need to see it.
DANIEL: You can see me?
NICK: Yep.
DANIEL: Weird.
HAMMOND: You want me to let a crazy civilian in here?
O'NEILL: You let Daniel in.
HAMMOND: Oh, right.
NICK: I need to go back to that planet.
HAMMOND: How do you know about that?
NICK: Daniel told me. He is out of phase and only I can see him.
HAMMOND: Cool.
NICK: Daniel says to let him look into the skull.
DANIEL: (energy surrounds him) Weird.
CARTER: Now all of us are out of phase except Teal'c.
O'NEILL: Bummer for him, huh?
GIANT ALIEN: Hi there.
DANIEL: We want to exchange knowledge.
GIANT ALIEN: OK, but only Grandpappy Nick can stay.
NICK: OK.
GIANT ALIEN: You can look in the skull to get back into phase.
DANIEL: Bye Gramps.
THE END
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