Five-Minute Stargate SG-1: "The First Ones"
by Nate the great
Rothman: Say hi to my pet fossilized Goa'uld Cleo, Daniel.
Daniel: I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no.
Rothman: Just for that, I'm not gonna tell you about the Unas sneaking up behind you.
Daniel: Hey!
Stargate: Whoosh!
Rothman: An Unas took Daniel!
O'Neill: Okay, who had Wednesday at 3 for when Daniel would get in trouble without us?
Carter: That would be me.
Hammond: Rats. I could have sworn it would be at least Thursday.
Rothman: I wanna come on the rescue mission!
O'Neill: Give me one good reason.
Rothman: I can read Unas and you can't.
O'Neill: I said a good reason.
Daniel: I wanna lie down!
Chaka: Growl!
Daniel: Or not, whatever.
Hawkins: I want my mommy!
O'Neill: No one can take you home, so you'll have to come with us.
Carter: Someone on our side who is not a recurring character. What is wrong with this picture?
O'Neill: Something tells me I won't be shooting any Unases today, so why not a traitor?
Daniel: Um, as much as I'd love to eat roasted symbiote, I think I'll pass. Wanna play catch instead?
Chaka: Mmmm!
Daniel: I'll take that as a yes. Want a candy bar?
Chaka: Mmmm!
Daniel: Babble babble drawings babble Goa'uld babble babble...
Chakka: Ka!
Daniel: I can't do archeobabble anymore? Waaa!
Teal'c: One of you may be a Goa'uld. I will have to tie you up now.
O'Neill: Is it time for a commercial again?
Teal'c: Indeed.
O'Neill: My, that was a fast eight minutes.
Carter: Too bad the symbiotes here don't have any naquadah to trigger my Spider Sense.
O'Neill: Wouldn't that be Snake Sense?
Carter: Whatever.
Hawkins: Now you die!
Teal'c: I think not.
Teal'c's Zat: Zap!
Rothman: I will avenge him!
Teal'c's Zat: Zap!
Rothman: Ack!
O'Neill: Rothman is dead? It's not even my birthday!
Carter: Would you please stop dancing?
Daniel: Hi, Mr. Unas. Please don't eat me.
Alpha Unas: Growl!
Chaka: Growl!
Alpha Unas: Ack!
O'Neill: What was that about?
Daniel: Never mind. I need to get home to get the taste of snake head out of my mouth.
Carter: Yuck.
Teal'c: Indeed.
THE END
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