Five-Minute Stargate SG-1: "Soltiudes" by Nate the Great (Daniel and Teal'c fall out of Stargate) HAMMOND: Where are Jack and Sam? TEAL'C: They must have taken wrong turn somewhere. TEAL'C: We were under fire. They were right behind us. TECHNICIAN: You broke the Stargate. It'll take a few days to fix it. HAMMOND: Bummer. O'NEILL: Where are we? CARTER: In some kind of ice cavern. I can't find Daniel or Teal'c. Oh, and you broke your leg. O'NEILL: Bummer. CARTER: Here's the DHD. It's frozen in a block of ice! O'NEILL: Double bummer. HAMMOND: We'll see if they're on that planet you were on. TECHNICIAN: The probe was blown up as soon as it got there! HAMMOND: Bummer. TEAL'C: Indeed. DANIEL: Due to technobabble, they must be on one of these planets. HAMMOND: Start searching. CARTER: I've uncovered the DHD. I'm trying it now. DANIEL: Why did the room start shaking? CARTER: It's not working! O'NEILL: Take the supplies and climb out. CARTER: I won't leave you! O'NEILL: That's an order. CARTER: OK. HAMMOND: We've searched all of the planets. Time to give up. DANIEL: Wait a minute! There must be a second Stargate! That's what was making the ground shake! They're here on Earth! HAMMOND: Why didn't you figure this out earlier? DANIEL: We had to fill an hour. TECHNICIAN: The earthquake came from Antarctica. HAMMOND: OK, lets go rescue them just before they freeze to death. CARTER: It's an ice planet! We're doomed! HAMMOND: No you're not! CARTER: Where did you come from? HAMMOND: Who knows? We only had five minutes left. THE END Legal notices. You are number ### to get trapped in Antarctica. Bummer, man.