Five-Minute Stargate SG-1: "The Tok'ra I" by Nate the Great CARTER: I just had a freaky dream. It must be the remnant of Jolinar. He was going to a new planet with some Tok'ra. TEAL'C: The Tok'ra could be useful allies. O'NEILL: Cool. Let's go. CARTER: Hi Dad. I know you're dying of cancer but I have to go off on this mission. JACOB: Where? CARTER: Sorry, that's classified. Ciao! O'NEILL: I wonder where the Tok'ra are. TEAL'C: Legend says that they live underground. (The Tok'ra pop up) CORDESH: Hi. We're the Tok'ra. Let's point our guns at each other to create tension. O'NEILL: Cool. TEAL'C: Indeed. HAMMOND: Jacob is dying. Guess I'd better go tell him Carter is gone. CARTER: Hey, it's Martouf! Hi! MARTOUF: How do you know me? CARTER: I have the memories of Jolinar. MARTOUF: Cool. JACOB: Where is she? HAMMOND: That's classified. JACOB: Drat. GARSHAW: I'm the Tok'ra in charge here. O'NEILL: Great. We'd like to form an alliance with you. GARSHAW: You are too primitive. Request denied. NURSE: Jacob's dying. If you can reach Carter, you'd better do it. HAMMOND: Even though I've lost contact with SG-1 I'll send SG-3 into possible danger to get Carter. YOSUF: This is Selmak. She's dying. If you want to ally with us one of you must become her new host. TEAL'C: I'm at capacity, sorry. O'NEILL: I pass. DANIEL: Sorry. CARTER: I've already held my Goa'uld for the year. MARTOUF: I have to take Carter outside to talk about Jolinar. CARTER: OK. MARTOUF: Jolinar and I were lovers. CARTER: Okay...... MARTOUF: And coincidently, her former host looked like you. CARTER: Who would've guessed? CORDESH: Hey, lookie at my mysterious crystal ball! Trust me, I'll explain in part two. MAKEPEACE: Hi. Hammond sent us to get Carter because her dad is dying. CARTER: Drat. TEAL'C: Indeed. GARSHAW: Since you won't become Selmak's new host, I'm afraid we're going to have to keep you here until we move on. O'NEILL: Why? GARSHAW: Because you might blab about which planet we're on. Cue the ominous music. TO BE CONTINUED Legal notices. You are number ### to have dreams about running around in a pink veil.