The Top 10 Signs That Your Girlfriend is a Valandrian
And the number one sign that your girlfriend is a Valandrian...
- You can never remember if her name is spelled with a hyphen or an en dash
- She believes the price of liberty is a space station
- She makes Gloria Steinem look like a Stepford wife
- She also makes Tyrannosaurus rex look like Gallus gallus
- She would like you to HEED THE WORDS OF THE PROPHECY
- You won't be surprised if, in a couple of centuries, she's a vegetarian again
- She has a great voice, so it's really a shame that -- oh, sorry, that's one of the signs that your girlfriend is Captain Cortez
- She thinks "wasting away" is a good thing for some reason
- If you take her in a shuttle at Warp 10, she ends up human
- You can't freaking see her
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