Zeke presents....

The Top 10 Signs That Your Girlfriend is a Valandrian

10. You can never remember if her name is spelled with a hyphen or an en dash
9. She believes the price of liberty is a space station
8. She makes Gloria Steinem look like a Stepford wife
7. She also makes Tyrannosaurus rex look like Gallus gallus
6. She would like you to HEED THE WORDS OF THE PROPHECY
5. You won't be surprised if, in a couple of centuries, she's a vegetarian again
4. She has a great voice, so it's really a shame that -- oh, sorry, that's one of the signs that your girlfriend is Captain Cortez
3. She thinks "wasting away" is a good thing for some reason
2. If you take her in a shuttle at Warp 10, she ends up human

1. You can't freaking see her

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