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The Top 10 Signs That Your Girlfriend is Seven of Nine

  1. She wears really odd facial jewellery
  2. She considers dating "inefficient"
  3. One drink and she's in orbit
  4. Her favourite colour is red, but you had a heck of a time getting her to admit it
  5. She doesn't get along with your pet 8472er
  6. "The Raven" is not her favourite poem
  7. She sleeps standing up
  8. Her pet name for you is "Two of Two"
  9. She beats up WWF stars in her spare time
And the number one sign that your girlfriend is Seven of Nine....
  1. She never wears anything but catsuits
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This list was originally published on March 18, 2001.

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