Zeke presents....

The Top 10 Signs That Your Girlfriend is Commander Ivanova

10. She has very nice borders
9. She likes your hair long, but won't admit it until it's too late
8. She doesn't think much of the fine art of diplomacy
7. When the Vorlon goes to ground, she worries
6. She has some really weird ideas about how humans have sex
5. You don't think she's the One, but she has the potential to be
4. She gets the "going to work naked" dream more often than most people
3. She likes to play the stock market due to her belief that there's always a boom tomorrow
2. She may or may not be Christian -- she's claudia on the subject

1. She's God

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