Marc Richard presents....

The Top 10 Election 2004 Votes From the Next Generation Crew

10. Boothby: Cobb ("I know damn well he hasn't got a hope in hell of winning, but I'm voting Green anyway, goshdarnit!")
9. Wesley: Not applicable ("Technically I'm not old enough to vote yet, but I'm checking to see whether they make exceptions for geniuses.")
8. Yar: Bush ("I can really relate to his speeches about soldiers sacrificing themselves to protect others.")
7. La Forge: Eisenhower ("Wait a second -- I think we've got some kind of temporal anomaly here....")
6. Troi: Kerry ("I couldn't make up my mind until I found out that he can't either.")
5. Worf: Bush ("Do I look like a bleeding-heart liberal?")
4. Crusher: Kerry ("Since the Federation doesn't use money, what would be the point of supporting private health care?")
3. Data: Nader ("Given the flaws of the two-party system, it would be logical for me to support an Independent third option... as soon as the right of androids to vote has been recognized.")
2. Riker: Edwards ("As first officer, it's my responsibility to choose the best possible candidate for Vice-President.")

1. Picard: Kerry ("A president's first duty is to the truth -- be it political truth or budgetary truth or military truth!")

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