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Zeke presents....
The Top 10 Signs That Your Girlfriend is a Vorlon
- Your Centauri friends think you're making her up
- She's way older than she lets on
- She knows full well you can't afford to get her a mink, but keeps going on about them anyway
- She's always nagging you about things you've forgotten
- That outfit she's so fond of... you're no fashion expert, but you're sure it was designed by Picasso
- She will not be there to help you when you go to Z'ha'dum
- She watches CSI, but only for the theme song
- Part of her really gets under your skin
- She plays mind games and never lets you know what she really thinks... hmm. This one's not much help, is it?
And the number one sign that your girlfriend is a Vorlon....
- Really, really troublesome in-laws
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This list was originally published on February 3, 2006.
DISCLAIMER: Frankly, if you can't tell your girlfriend is a Vorlon, you've got bigger problems than a Top 10 list can solve.
All material © 2006, Colin Hayman.
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