Robert

PROFILE
Robert T. W. Rhombus is Triangle's costar and foil. Where Triangle is cynical, Robert is whimsical. Where Triangle fights the wackiness, Robert embraces it. Where Triangle is pointy, Robert is (supposedly) less so. He's the heart of the strip in a way, and his mastery of the comic format gives him unique advantages. I'd vote for him.
HISTORY
Event	(Starting) Strip
Year 1: Puddogenesis
First appearance	#1
Gains mouth	#8
Meets Cube	#12
Library trip (finds his calling as a wacky rhombus)	#14
Ghosts/pudding dilemma	#18
Meets Orpuddex	#26
Escapes to Zone of No Pudding	#49
Trip to Scotland	#72
Creates Cornersheep	#81
Job search	#91
The Locust Garden	#96
First battle with Cornersheep	#108
Goes into wacky consulting business with Triangle	#128
The saga of Cube's cursed relic	#129
Character profile	#152
Meets Prozac the Bear	#161
The fish/Senate saga	#170
Wacky vs. Absurd week	#180
Deals with Triangle's "death"	#197
First encounters the Oval	#219
Marketed as action figure	#225
Emergency text-mode strips	#hiatus.txt
The Oval speaks	#259
The Tater Fizz saga	#271
Saves Triangle from artist's irrational fear of potatoes	#299
Wallpaper adventure	#303
Meets inverted capital G	#334
Year 2: Puddomancy
Returns to the Locust Garden	#343
The spelling bee	#351
Alienate Readers Week	#365
Runs for governor	#390
Visited by Oval	#418
Volcano eruption	#425
The giant Orpuddex	#432
Seance	#442
The Vegetable Sentry	#448
Sent for Peppermill by Cube	#468
Killed	#475
Restored to life	#487
The Madness of the Cartoonist	#529
Not decent	#558
Euclid's Fifth Postulate	#571
Hired by Food Pyramid	#583
Hungry Hungry Hippos	#614
Sets out to rescue Cube	#625
Returns	#663
Starbone activates	#682
Damage control	#685
Year 3: A Quality of Pudding
Dancing for your pleasure	#706
Vacation (from wackiness)	#707
The MSG Saga begins	#727
McEscher's	#730
Recruited by Mr. Disease	#739
Assault on Cornersheep's network	#745
Undercover	#748
Tubed	#756
Strange messageless dream	#759
Okay, the plot's officially stupid	#769