Five-Minute "Flesh and Blood"
Hirogen: Aw, nuts.
Doc: Come on! Can't I please delay the ship for weeks? You let B'Elanna do it!
Kim: It's a Hirogen compound.
Chakotay: Hmm...a bat'telh with Hirogen blood on it, stuck in a tree. What do you think it means?
Donik: DIE! DIE! DIEDIEDIEDIE--
Chakotay: Hey, this whole forest was a hologram.
Janeway: So you were in the compound when the holograms broke out?
Hirogen: Get lost!
Donik: ....and then the holograms grabbed a ship and took off.
Chakotay: Are you sure we should be working with the Hirogen?
Hirogen: There's the holoship. Let's get 'em! Whoops.
Iden: Hiya. Would you like to join our rebellion?
Janeway: Why are the holograms so smart? Did you modify them?
Janeway: So your ship's been destroyed. What do you plan to do now?
Iden: So the Hirogen kept hunting me over and over again, until I got generally pissed off and started killing them at every opportunity. But I'm not bitter.
Doc: AAAAAA! Don't kill me!
Doc: You just put me through a hellish mental experience! Why?
Janeway: You stole the doctor!
Doc: Come on, these holograms need help!
Hirogen: Oh, forget it. Let's just call for backup and beat these guys up!
Doc: Janeway's going to shut you down! Take this tactical information.
Doc: She wasn't part of our deal, you backstabber!|
Iden: Look who's talking.
Doc: Yeah, well...um...aw, nuts.
Tuvok: Turns out Doc backstabbed us.
Torres: You can't really be defecting!
Hologram: You and your prayers, Iden. If you ask me, religion can kiss my holographic a--
Torres: Let me out of here!
Donik: Those other Hirogen are mean. Can I stay with you?
Hirogen: Thanks for the help, Janeway. Now screw off.
Torres: I don't trust you.
Doc: I think I'm going to go home after all.
Paris: The Hirogen are heading into that nebula.
Torres: You know, you could have a brilliant future ahead of you.
Iden: I'm a god now. Wanna be one too?
Doc: I'm starting to think Iden's a few quarks short of a baryon.
Iden: Give me your holograms.
Torres: You know, maybe you should rebel against the rebellion.
Iden: Welcome to the flock, holograms!
Hirogen: Voyager just took us out!
Iden: Beam those Hirogen down to the planet.
Janeway: Follow that ship!
Torres: Come on, rebel against Iden! Rebelrebelrebelrebelrebel!
Doc: Stop all that bad stuff or I'll kill you!
Hirogen: Bye, Janeway. It's been real.
Kejal: I'm going to stay here on the ship.
Doc: Sorry I betrayed you, Captain. Want my mobile emitter?
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