by Katy Jane
by Katy Jane
First Officer's Log, Stardate The Anniversary of My Father's Death: I've decided to go AWOL and steal a shuttle. Well, that's not quite what happened, but it's probably more interesting than the real reason I'm out here.
Kazon 1: Well, will you look at that -- a Federation shuttle.
Chakotay: Akoochee koochee koocheemoya....
Kahr: Die Federation scum! Woohoo! This is better than a video game!
Chakotay: Stand down or I'll blow you up.
Neelex: I'm feeling underappreciated.
Chakotay: I saved your life. Ha! Chakotay 1, Kazon 0.
Chakotay: Take me to your leader.
Kim: Look! That shuttle debris spells out "The Kazon-Ogla were here."
Kazon 1: I hate you on the basis of your uniform.
Paris: Darn... I mean good, Chakotay's not dead.
Kazon 1: ...and over here we have a Federation.
Janeway: Hey look, another destroyed shuttle! Maybe this one is Chakotay's.
Kahr: I'm alive?
Torres: Looks like Chakotay wasn't on the shuttle after all. We think he transported to that moon.
Kahr: I think I'll kill you now.
Paris: The captain's not here right now, but if you leave your name and number....
Chakotay: Can't you just join another sect?
Janeway: Hey look, a welcoming committee.
Chakotay: Okay, you can kill me now.
Paris: Ready to get out of there, Chakotay?
Kazon 2: We should go this way.
Kahr: Change of plans.
Chakotay: Hey Dad. I know that it isn't your birthday anymore, and I know that my quarters aren't as solitary as a shuttle, but for some reason the captain wouldn't let me use another one. Keep an eye on me, would ya? Oh, and watch over that kid too.
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