Neelix: Look everybody, I have my own show now!|
Kim: Being a master journalist, I should inform you that you need to make the show more serious.
Talaxian: Hi, Neelix. Did you know one of your crew is leaving the ship?
Neelix: Please tell me who's leaving! Pleeeeeeeeeease?
Neelix: But why, Tom?
Neelix: Everyone, I have a very important, dramatic farewell to say. (ahem) Thomas Eugene Paris...did not suck.
Torres: We're having a little trouble downstairs.
Jonas: We got us a problem here. Anybody mind if I throw suspicion off myself by getting injured heroically?
Neelix: You've saved the ship, Mr. Jonas! What are you going to do now?
Janeway: We need to refuel. Any thoughts?
Talaxian: The Kazon just attacked us and kidnapped Tom Paris!
Seska: Long time no see, Tom. Would you like to betray Voyager?
Neelix: I think something's fishy about Tom's capture.
Neelix: Mind if I look at this data, Jonas?
Neelix: I think you should investigate.
Hogan: Hey, the sensor logs indicate that there's a traitor.
Neelix: Bad news, everybody -- looks like Tom Paris did suck after all.
Janeway: Shut down Neelix's show immediately, Tuvok!
Janeway: Tom is actually helping us catch the traitor, Neelix.
Seska: Hey, you're hacking my computer!
Neelix: Hey, are you breaking the ship?
Paris: (over the comm) Can you guys please quit walking into that ambush and save me?
Jonas: DIE! DIE! DIEDIEDIEDIE--
Paris: Hi, everybody! I'm back, I'm on TV, and I'm very sorry to all you people I so gleefully offended.
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