Five-Minute "Natural Law"
by Zeke |
Seven: Flying in a shuttle with you...sigh. I hate contractual obligations. Chakotay: Quiet! I'm trying to think of a clever new way to crash. Seven: Will a big energy barrier do? Chakotay: Nicely.
Officer: (over the comm) Hey, you! Pull over, you just ran a green light!
Chakotay: Wow, I'm impressed! Usually the shuttle's pieces don't scatter this far.
Paris: Piloting lessons? NOOOOOOOO!
Chakotay: Cavemen! Cool! Seven: Seven to Chakotay, I found the gizmo. Chakotay? Hello? You'd better not be stoned on the job again....
Chakotay: Why have you cool cavemen stoned my communicator?
Seven: Release the wooden boy now!
Kim: Ha ha ha! This time you're the chump, not me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Seven: I need to go find another gizmo. You can't come, you'd mess up my hubris.
Instructor: Hi. My name is Kleg.
Chakotay: Why are you all getting tattoos like mine?
Seven: My, it's chilly out here. Thanks for the blanket, little girl.
Paris: Can I blame the accident on the Flyer?
Chakotay: What happened to Seven? Seven: Woo hoo! I found the rest of the shuttle! Now I just have to keep Chakotay out of it....
Janeway: Chakotay and Seven haven't reported in. What do we do?
Barus: ...and then the aliens set up that barrier and skeedaddled.
Seven: Round up some cavemen, we need to move the shuttle debris.
Torres: Okay, let's try to bring down the barrier. Fire!
Seven: Okay, let's try to bring down the barrier. Fire!
Chakotay: Those cavemen did a good job with my leg, eh?
Barus: Get lost, bimbo, we Bad Aliens are doing some exploitation now.
Janeway: So you want us to put the barrier back up?
Janeway: Hey Harvey, we've decided to remember the Prime Directive now.
Janeway: (over the comm) Tom, go do our work for us!
Janeway: We win. In your face, Schlepp.
Chakotay: Sorry for making you miss the conference, Seven. THE END |
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