Five-Minute "Phage"
by Kira |
Janeway: You're cooking now, Neelix? Next thing we know you'll be the morale officer.
Neelix: Oo! Oo! Can I come on the away mission?
Neelix: Hey, some suspicious readings. I'd better go investigate.
Chakotay: Neelix, what happened?
Doc: I'm sorry, but Neelix will never be able to leave this restraint.
Janeway: Is there anybody here?
Neelix: I'm bored. Will you sing for me, Doc?
Paris: Oo! I've never flown a starship into an asteroid before. It'll be fun!
Kes: You're far too modest, Doctor. You need an ego.
Janeway: Hmm...I wonder which ship is the real one.
Janeway: Give Neelix his lungs back!
Janeway: I would never kill a living being to save my crewman.
Kes: I'll give Neelix one of my lungs. That way he'll remember me even after I'm gone.
Chakotay: I bet those Vidiians are going to become recurring villains. THE END |
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