Doc: (over the comm) Bad news, Captain -- you and Chakotay are marooned forever on this romantic planet.|
Janeway: Oh, come on. We both know I'll be back on the ship by the end of the episode.
Doc: Yeah, but we have to start the J/C movement somehow.
Chakotay: It won't be so bad -- check out all this technology. Hey, we've even got a shuttle!
Tuvok: Well, those two have held us up long enough. I say we get the lead out.
Janeway: Bye everybody!
Kim: Come on, will you please help me convince Tuvok?
Chakotay: I just built us a shelter. See how manly I am?
Kim: A Vidiian convoy! Hey Tuvok, check it out!
Chakotay: Come on, Katy, it's about time we gave the J/Cers something to chew on.
Kim: Being relieved of duty bites.
Tuvok: Enough! I'm not going to disobey orders just because you keep complaining about it!
Chakotay: My people have a legend about this guy named Chakotay and this woman named Janeway who got marooned and fell in love and had lots of--
Monkey: Eep! Eep!
Janeway: Oh no! The storm wrecked all my science stuff!
Tuvok: What makes you think you can change my mind when Harry failed?
Kim: Well? Can we save them now? Huh? Huh?
Denara Pel: I'll bring you the magic cure right away, Schmullis.
Janeway: Oh, I give up. It's time for me to accept the fact that I'm stuck here.
Tuvok: We'll just glide in and pick up the medicine. Easy as pie.
Tuvok: (over the comm) Pack your bags, guys, it's time to blow this joint!
Janeway: Ah! It's good to be back. Incidentally, in case anyone's wondering, Chakotay and I did not get it on.
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