Five-Minute "The Cloud"
Captain's Log: I'm lonely. Is this an okay thing?
Janeway: Hi boys! If I say something funny, will you laugh?
Neelix: Drink this icky gooey coffee subsitute.
Chakotay: When I'm upset, I talk to my--
Janeway: Oof! Right, that energy barrier hurt me, I'm going to hurt it! Tom, we're just going to have to punch our way through! I will not be denied my coffee!
Kes: Ooh, pretty!
Nebula: Energy, yum yum--OW! That hussy Janeway just punched a hole through me! Hey, you! Come back here!
Chakotay: Here's your animal guide.
Janeway: So how do we make the dog better?
Neelix: I'm scared of dogs.
Nebula: Woof, woof!
Paris: Yay, we can surf out of the nebula!
Neelix: I hereby appoint myself morale officer.
Doctor: Do this and you can heal the dog.
Nebula: Ooh, someone's thrown a ball for me to catch!
Janeway: Neelix was right -- going into that nebula was a stupid idea. Who'da thunk?
Holo-Gigolo: Ooh, can I start a Janeway/Gigolo 'ship? Can I, can I?
Janeway: A-koo-chee-moy-ah...hey, what does that mean, anyway?
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