Five-Minute "Waking Moments"
by Zeke |
Kim: AAAA! Paris: AAAA! Tuvok: AAAA! Janeway: AAAA!
Torres: Where the heck were you?
Chakotay: I dreamt about a spooky alien.
Janeway: Did you dream about the spooky alien too?
Janeway: We can't wake up Harry.
Janeway: Anybody recognize this guy?
Doc: This is a really stupid plan, you know. Ready to start?
Alien: You guys suck. We'll kill you in your sleep.
Janeway: Did it work?
Tuvok: Now leaving Evil Alien territory, Captain.
Seven: Glad you're up, Harry. Come help me with this Jeffries tube.
Torres: Hey Harry! Did your dream involve, say, Seven seducing you?
Alien: Hi guys!
Janeway: We need a distraction, preferably one that gets Harry beat up.
Doc: You're awake! That makes one of you.
Janeway: I've got a plan. Seven, create a distraction.
Torres: Uh oh! The warp core's about to go boom!
Janeway: See? It wasn't real.
Doc: Wake up, stupid!
Janeway: We're invincible, guys. Let's go kill stuff.
Chakotay: Yep, the aliens are here. I think I'll wake one up.
Alien: Hey, you woke me up!
Alien: Ha ha! Bad Guys 1, Chakotay 0!
Chakotay: We won, but now I'm afraid of sleep. THE END |
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